/prog/ - Enough. — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 3:50

I'm a /prog/ level programmer. I don't talk with you Indians in IT consulting, I don't read your ``development magazine'' with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch enterprise presentations all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest lectures you haven't even heard of, and hard copies of SICP being shipped to my house so I can pray the Sussman. Go read your ``VB.NET Tutorial'' on MSDN, I'm downloading SIGGRAPH doujinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your ``geek'' T-shirts and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that a Knight of the λ-calculus, an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 3:54

This website should be renamed to ``4clams''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 3:57

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 9:32

Everepostis.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 10:09

sucka mah dik

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 11:20

cool, let us in on some of your leet shit, we're all pals here buddy.

Name: Yashwant Kanetkar 2013-01-10 5:16

>>1
How you declare a matrices in Turbo C?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 21:55

>>7
Turbo C
Here's a nickel, kid. Get yourself a better CPU.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 22:41

How do you implement a bubble sort in php with a perl backend doing the heavy lifting

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 0:12

>>9 well first you need to configure your flux capacitor

Name: they call me tater salad 2013-01-11 2:01

>>8
condescending linux user detected.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 2:10

somebody still uses turbo c? o.O

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 2:59

>>12
fuck off and take your smiley with you cretin

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 3:20

>>1
If you're a /prog/ level programmer, then you must be a very bad programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 3:40

>>14
If you post on /prog/ to insult /prog/ and indirectly insult yourself by associating yourself with /prog/, then you must really need to kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 4:09

If you find that surprising then I suggest you read “Let us C” by Yashavant Kanetkar.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 5:21

>>16
not reading balaguruswamy
pleb

Enough.

1 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 3:50

2 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 3:54

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 3:57

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 9:32

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 10:09

6 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 11:20

7 Name: Yashwant Kanetkar 2013-01-10 5:16

8 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 21:55

9 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 22:41

10 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 0:12

11 Name: they call me tater salad 2013-01-11 2:01

12 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 2:10

13 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 2:59

14 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 3:20

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16 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 4:09

17 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 5:21