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/frog/ meetup

Name: 名無し 2013-01-03 21:05

Would you meet up with other /prog/riders if there were a local meetup?

Would you befriend at least one of them?

What kind of people would you expect to show up?

Where do you live?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:11

Yes.

Yes unless it's Ahmed or Benito.

All of /g/, me, you, and the Sussman.

Mianus, Connecticut, USA.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:14

All of /g/
The sad truth. But we could use this chance to kill all of them. Or at least tell them to go back to Reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:17

Yes.

Yes, especially Cudder-sama.

The e/g/in guy (I imagine him as some white 15yo), the *African American guy, at least one Haskal nomad, at least one Lithp phaggot, at least one C nigger, some ENTERPRISE faggot, 20 Hacker Kikes who love Javashit, the Javashit kike.

Delft, The Netherlands.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:20

No, too awkward for that.

Yes, but on IRC, not IRL.

20 conservative rednecks who happen to know a bit about sepples.

Damscheid, Germany.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:21

>>2
Who is Benito?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:21

>>6
That fascist guy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:24

Yes.

Depends.

Not many people, maybe some retard who got lost on his way to /g/.


Bogota, Colombia.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:28

No.

No.

No.

Back to /b/. please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:29

>>9
fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:33

>>2
I have a feeling that ``Mianus, Connecticut, USA'' means France, Yannick.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:33

It wouldn't be much of a meetup, considering there's only you, me and the Sussman here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:36

Only if tdavis is there

Just tdavis

Tdavis

Seattle washington

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:38

I want to meet Ahmed and Shlomo in real life. At the same time, in the same place, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:42

Maybe.

I want to befriend someone who knows Lisp, has read his SICP and HtDP, wants to learn Haskal with me, knows more C than I do so he can teach me, uses Linux, isn't some libtard/conservative faggot, isn't neurotypical and likes Touhou.

A bunch of meme spouting retards from /g/ and that shy guy who never talks but fulfills the previous description of a perfect /prog/ completely.

The Internet.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:47

I would never expect this board to be so ``sparse''. If the trend keeps going, we're going to have at least one guy from NIGGERia and other one from grorious 日本。

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:52

Only if it's within bicycle range (a few miles..)

All the single ladies!

[see above]

Sussland

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 21:59

>>17
So you are a horny sophomore at MIT?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 22:09

>>18
Yes, it is I, the Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 22:12

>>11
va te faire enculer par un million de nègres connard

Name: Krueger 2013-01-03 22:30

>>20
le snail "GRUNNUR" parfum

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 22:32

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Yes (against my better judgement).

Perhaps.

Some sepples drones, a few corner rounders, tdavis and mentifex. I'd really wish LISPPER would show up and turn out to be a sufficiently physically attractive female nerd who loves mathematics, hates going out and lives nearby. I'd also like to meet the prolog person.

Undisclosed.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 22:36

Yes, I love conventions.

Yes, I love networking.

Hopefully a diverse group and not just a bunch of cis white males!

Silicon Valley.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 22:38

>>23
Fuck off, Leah Shanley.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 22:43

Sussman special !! This week only !!
For Every ten [10] (clean + attractive) femanon body-part selfies, I will post one [1] corresponding selfie.
Don't miss your chance to see the Sussman!
*limited offer, while stocks last. Enquiries welcome

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 22:51

90% of the people on this board are morons or shitposters or co-dependent passive aggresive fem-males who are trying to perpetuate their issues on a society-wide scale. The other 10 percent are people who know what their talking about and for whatever reason post in this shithole. So I would only go to a /prog/ meetup if I were in charge of the door and could turn away the 90% scumbags

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 22:52

Not a programmer

I'm here for the shitposting.

19/M/Southwest USA

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 22:54

>>26
Hi there, right-wing fucktard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 22:57

proof of Sussmanship

function out = munch_d4(vstring)
v = vstring;
v2 = md5sum(v, true);
for(iter = 1:1500)
  v3 = [v2, md5sum(v2, true)];
  v4 = [v3, md5sum(v3, true)];
  v5 = [v4, md5sum(v4, true)];
  v2 = md5sum([v, v2, v3, v4, v5], true);
  endfor;
out = v5;
endfunction;

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 22:58

>>23
It's the Josh Susser! Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 22:59

>>26
Well, you can be the host if you want. Kick out all the people you deem harmful and tell us how was the experience.

Wait, ``fem-males''?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 23:06

>>27
lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 23:07

>>31
fem-males
Any male who doesn't reek masculinity, aggression and macho out of his pores, probably. That includes any male who listens ``to dem dumb bitches and they're whining'' and who disagrees with the gender binary and its Holy mapping to the respective sexes that was handed down from baby Jesus himself.

Name: kämənˈdi(ə)r 2013-01-03 23:41

...So, the only question is; what imageboard shall the Sussman comadeer [hurry up google and spellcheck that for me... ;] aargh so slow.... lol wth is that spelling, com-man-deer?]
...i'm thinking flash, coz, well u kno... =D

Name: kämənˈdi(ə)r Sussman 2013-01-04 0:01

Oh wow what's wrong with that board... isn't it SFW? good enough though i suppose... stand by for 'first Limited Edition kämənˈdi(ə)r Sussman Collectors item' thread.... oh wait can i even upload a jpeg? ^^

Name: kämənˈdi(ə)r Sussman 2013-01-04 0:29

prog challenge: find said thread in 5 or less guesses!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 2:14

>>26
what their talking about

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 3:37

ah well, enough of that.. obviously there are no /prog/-resident femanons, as none could have resisted that much charm! ^^ lol
Of-course, a second glance at munch_d4() shows its flaws (at least it still 'probably' has md5-grade collision resistance.. but that's pretty bad considering it is md5 based...), so yeah plenty of room to improve there aswell? :o

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 5:31

pffffrrrrpfpffpfpfffprffffpprrrrffrrrrrrpppppp

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 6:03

Would you meet up with other /prog/riders if there were a local meetup?
maybe

Would you befriend at least one of them?
maybe

What kind of people would you expect to show up?
the sussman, /prog/snake, lambda arthur calculus, and kodak the bastard

Where do you live?
earth

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 11:01

>>33
Fuck off with your gender bullshit. A normal non-masculine average man doesn't care about that kike shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 11:09

>>33
Die in a fagshit, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 11:15

>>41-42
don't you have a KKK meeting to attend in the trailer park, cretin?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 11:29

>>43
Back to Le Reddit, Monsier singe mangeant fromage au reddition.

Name: Black and White Magician 2013-01-04 12:30

Probably.

Depends.

Enthusiasts of computer spirits invocation.

Land of Illusions, Japan.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 12:53

>>44
J'encule ta mère puisque son vagin est fromageux. Va mourir dans un feu, connard de merde, je te hais de tout mon être. VA MOURIR ESPÈCE DE RACISTE ATTARDÉ

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 13:07

LE REDDIT'E SNAILE GOOX GOO FASCIST'E LE RETARD'E GOO GOOX LE CUM GARGLERG'E GOOG

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 13:16

>>47
Apprends à écrire espèce de brute.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 13:26

I live in Alabama. Anybody?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 13:33

>>2
Mi anus?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 13:36

MY ANUS, Connecticut, USA.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 15:27

I'd come to one I didn't have to travel much for. My lolicon hard drive is heavy, y'see.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 15:41

I'd come to one if I weren't a nigger living in Paraguay.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 19:44

créton

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 19:46

Let's have it in Canada

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 20:18

>>55
But then we'd get raped by French bears! Oh, I'm sure Yannick would love that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 20:23

>>56
va te faire enculer connard d'anglo

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 20:26

>>57
Yo soy mexicano!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 20:36

>>58
vamos te faire encular, connardo

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 20:45

>>59
Por favor, no!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 22:48

Si.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 22:58

Let's meet up at MIT.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:16

I'm at MIT with a banner where are you guys

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 16:53

Would you meet up with other /prog/riders if there were a local meetup?
Sure.

Would you befriend at least one of them?
The Symta guy, Cudder, the guy from Colombia and some others. I only dislike Yannick (but maybe he's cool IRL.)

What kind of people would you expect to show up?
The shitposter from /g/ and the guy with a shotgun (I expect them to fight to death.) Random nerds.

Where do you live?
Brussels, Belgium.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 17:01

Who the fuck is Yannick?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 17:11

>>65
An annoying teenager, it seems.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 17:12

>>66
Yeah, most of /prog/ is, but what's his schtick?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 17:16

>>64
I'm not giving you any cocaine, eh.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 17:18

>>63
Does your banner have a Star of David?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 17:30

>>67
He will insult you in french if you ridicule him.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 17:37

>>68
I don't think you're into cocaine anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 17:40

>>70
Something along the lines of ``fuck you anglo asshole''.[1]

[1] I'm a native Spanish speaker, so I sort of understand him.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 17:41

>>71
Not really.
Don't change these.
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