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Idea: Tumblr OC filter

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 0:27

I have an idea for a program, but I don't have time to waste on another side project so perhaps one of you will pick it up?

I know a few cute girls who sometimes post ``personal'' photos on Tumblr, but they also repost a lot of shitty gifs, reddit memes, and pseudo-artistic bullshyte, sometimes up to 100 reposts a day. I'm wondering if theres a way to filter the signal from the noise, that is, given a Tumblr URL, it displays only the OC.

Anybody up for this?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 0:33

What's the point? Pictures of cute girls?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 0:47

>>2
Yeah.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 1:24

do it yourself you fucking retard

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 2:42

>>1
Can you provide an example of the pictures you intend to download?

Name: 5 2013-01-02 3:09

>>1
We need it to make an algorithm for determine contrast of shaped.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 3:42

>>1
You'd need a service like reverse Google Image search with an API you could use. Doesn't seem a hugely difficult task though, comparing the number of hits to a threshold and, therefore, I'm suspicious that you're not so much lazy as totally incapable.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 6:55

maybe you only want posts with state="published" http://www.tumblr.com/docs/en/api/v1


use strict;
use warnings;

use LWP::UserAgent;

use XML::XPath;
use XML::XPath::XMLParser;

my $start = 0;

open (F, ">>images.txt") || die "Could not open file: $!\n";

my $ua = LWP::UserAgent->new();

while(1) {

print "Reading from index $start...\n";

my $response = $ua->get("http://fuckyeahasianmaids.tumblr.com/api/read?start=$start&num=50&type=photo");
$start = $start+50;

if($response->is_success) {
    my $save = "save.xml";
   
    unless(open SAVE, '>' . $save) {
    die "\nCannot create save file '$save'\n";
    }
   
    # Without this line, we may get a
    # 'wide characters in print' warning.
    binmode(SAVE, ":utf8");
   
    print SAVE $response->decoded_content;
   
    close SAVE;
}
else {
    print "Error: " . $response->status_line;
    die;
}

my $xp = XML::XPath->new(filename => 'save.xml');

my $nodeset = $xp->find('/tumblr/posts/post/photo-url[@max-width=1280]');

my $count = 0;
foreach my $node ($nodeset->get_nodelist) {
    print F $node->string_value,"\n";
    $count += 1;
}

$nodeset = $xp->find('/tumblr/posts/post/photoset/photo/photo-url[@max-width=1280]');

foreach my $node ($nodeset->get_nodelist) {
    print F $node->string_value,"\n";
}

if($count == 0) {
    print "looks like we're all done.\n";
    close F;
    die;
}

}

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 10:18

>>1
3d girls are not cute you fucking homogay fagshit

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 10:27

>>9
hello there.
I think you've accidentally reached the programming board.
would you like me to get a staff member to show you back to the anime board or will be ok walking there by yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 10:34

>>10
hello there.
I think you've accidentally reached the programming board.
would you like me to get a staff member to show you back to the /b/ board or will be ok walking there by yourself to /r9k/?

also anime is fucking shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 10:43

>>1-11,13-1000
[m]Back to /b/, please.[/b]

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 13:41

>>9
LOLOLOLOL 3DPD, AMIRITE??? I LEARNED THAT FROM /A/ IMAGESBAORSD FOROEVER!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 15:10

>>13
LOLOLOLOL LE GIRLS, AMIRITE??? I LEARNED THAT FROM LE REDDIT HACKER JEWS FOROEVER!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 2:09

>>14
LOLOLOLOL REDDIT INVENTED GIRLS!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 2:26

LOLOLOL I AM THE MOST NIGGERONIC MATURE

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 9:47

>>15
LOLOLOLOL /A/ INVENTED 2D GIRLS!!!

How about we stop it with the ``ironic shitposting'' and you fuck off back to /b/, where you belong?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 12:03

I faced this problem a few days ago and I couldn't believe Tumblr doesn't have this feature available by default. You're supposed to rely on tags.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 13:57

>>17
/a/ did invent the unfunnny ``3DPD'' meme. Perhaps you should go back there.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 14:12

>>19
I've never been to /a/ before. Yes, the 3DPD meme is unfunny, however, attraction for 2D girls has existed ever since 2ch existed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 14:54

>>20
ever since 2ch existed.
It pre-dates that. Anime pornography has been around since the 80s, perhaps earlier. Sexualizing 2D girls goes back further. You can even argue that it goes back millennia since they had pornographic etchings/drawings/paintings and so on.

Otaku no Video should be required watching for any anime fan. Really, nothing has changed since 1991.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 15:04

>>21
Just because people stimulate themselves to drawn pornography doesn't mean they're not attracted to humans. That's just a meme from the imageboards where "LOL I'M SO AUTISTIC" is akin to "LOL I'M SO RANDUM".

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 15:11

>>22
Just because people stimulate themselves to drawn pornography doesn't mean they're not attracted to humans
Technically, yes, they(/we?)'re attracted to humans. This is why liking loli makes you a pedophile, even if you have no interest in 3D brats.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 15:15

>>22
That's just a meme from the imageboards where "LOL I'M SO AUTISTIC" is akin to "LOL I'M SO RANDUM".
I fucking hate that. Apparently being a retarded shut-in with no experience on programming/computer science whatsoever makes you "LOL I'M SO AUTISTIC".

That doesn't mean we /prog/riders can't get mad at neurotypicals like >>1 being neurotypicals, though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 16:33

>>24
Right, attraction to humans is SOOOO neuro. ur SOOOO autistic, br/a/h! Back to the imageboards, ``please''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 17:23

>>25
If >>1 were attracted to human males, you would be calling him a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 17:26

>>23
How come you know so much about imageboard ``memes''?

>>24
Why are you so edgy?

>>25
leeeeeeel gotta bang le hot girls in le party XD

>>26
You are a faggot.

>>1-26,28-1000
Back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 20:49

>>27
Back to /b/, ``please''.

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