/prog/ - Learn Symta the Hard Way

Name: Zed 2013-01-01 11:19

I am currently in the research phase for this title, but I need more information about this Ahmed. I'm also uncertain how you people can pick out the Ahmeds from the anonymous posts.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 11:33

We don't. His name is not Ahmed because he is Russian, and Ahmed is not a Russian name. I just accept that he does not post anything not related to Symta anymore, and the anti-jew ranters are all imposters.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 11:38

>>2
Akhmed is a very common name in Russian Federation, especially in the Islamic emirate of Ishkeria (not the real name of this republic) where Ahmed is from.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 11:48

Learn Symta the Cretinous Way

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 12:02

Ahmed is actually a Russian Eurasian programmer who hates Jews. He's in his twenties btw.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 12:12

I do like him, despite his lack of humor and his being a muslim.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 12:20

Ahmed's (cretinous) Guide to Symta.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 14:09

Ahmed posts pages of anti-Jew spam, replies to posts with ``shalom!'', doesn't optimize his quotes, and never sages. It's also becoming increasingly obvious that the LELLLLLLLL >E/G/IN spam guy is also Ahmed.

The Symta guy is most likely Jewish, so he's certainly not Ahmed. That confusion was probably started by a couple of cretins who thought Ahmed was a meme name that everybody called everybody when in fact it's a single person.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 14:52

>>8
You must be very new here. Ahmed is the antisemite, ultra-finitist, in Lisp DSL, Symta guy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 14:53

>>8
>>9
You're both new here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 15:02

>>10
That's true. My first post is from 2009, 5 years or something after the board's creation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 15:14

>>9
This may surprise you, but I'm the one who starting calling Ahmed Ahmed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 15:19

>>1
Ahmeds are the moaning-nads of Symta.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 15:20

Signing off, the ex-moaning-nad window manager.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 15:21

>>12
That's not true, you took it from me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 15:38

The Symta guy is most likely Jewish, so he's certainly not Ahmed.
Have you read your /prog/ today?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 15:55

There are some inconsistencies in Ahmed. He uses a Mac. Only the very rich spoiled kids can afford it in Russia.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 15:59

>>17
Ahmed is a Pakistani dirt nigger. The Russian Symta Jew is not Ahmed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 17:12

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This may surprise you, but it was my posting that prompted the initial retaliation namecasting of Ahmed in the first place and I am neither the creator of Symta nor the others who are also considered Ahmed by the oblivious jews, and none of us are muslim or arab or named Ahmed. What may also surprise you is that I have seniority over every single poster and reader of /prog/ and I manipulate the board as much as possible (mitigated by other nefarious shitposters such as FFP/the sagespam kike/Shanley Kane and the chinese advertising botmaster) to entertain my whims. And I do sage plenty.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 17:31

>>11
the day of my first post here... i forgot when was that.. was it 2006th or 2008th? i don't remember.
and discovered this particular transient meme less than two weeks ago.
>>17
there is a simple explanation to this fact: hackintosh
>>19
lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 17:34

>>19
Wow! Impersonating people on an anonymous textboards, who would have thought of this trick? You must be the only one to do that.
I manipulate the board
You're just spending too much time here. That's fine with me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 19:07

>>19
Nice try, imposture. Ahmed doesn't sage or bbcode ever.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 20:59

>>22
Sage and BBCode are the marks of faggotry.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 21:02

>>22
He didn't optimize his quotes. That must be him.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 21:23

>>24
Another important distinction between Ahmed and the Symta jew: nobody who'd write a syntactically shitastic language like Symta would ever --funroll-quotes like Ahmed does.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 0:32

>>21
I come here to unwind.
>>24
Optimizing quotes is a frivolity left to the reader, and a tic left for the anally retentive obsessive compulsive jew.
>>25
That's one of the other Ahmeds. I love him. I love his posts. I read them five times. I want him to keep posting.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 8:40

>>8
How do we know his name is Ahmed, did you pick a random muslim name?

Learn Symta the Hard Way

1 Name: Zed 2013-01-01 11:19

2 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 11:33

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 11:38

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 11:48

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 12:02

6 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 12:12

7 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 12:20

8 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 14:09

9 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 14:52

10 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 14:53

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12 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 15:14

13 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 15:19

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16 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 15:38

17 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 15:55

18 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 15:59

19 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 17:12

20 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 17:31

21 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 17:34

22 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 19:07

23 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 20:59

24 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 21:02

25 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 21:23

26 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 0:32

27 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 8:40