Secure clearnet website

How can one set up a clearnet website that...?

• cannot be traced to the administrator
• cannot be shut down
• does not leave any weak links available for governments to strongarm (see: governments forcing VPNs to become honeypots)

Ideas
• tor2web.org to display your secure TOR hidden service
• pastebin hosts the content; pastes are linked to from a persistent, official source; this doesn't really solve a problem other than diffusion of responsibility ("I only link to it!")
• Admin herds a botnet. Zombies run a distributed web server (have no idea how this program would work).
• Web page embeds TOR in Javascript/Flash/Java

Just use THS you faggot. It's not as if anyone wants to read your garbage anyway, so the difficulty of finding it won't be a problem.