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the genius of CP

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:36

Observation of the Wave Function

The second chapter of the Gospel of John describes the conversion of water into wine by Jesus at a wedding reception. John 2:9 states: "When the host of the wedding feast tasted the water, it had been made into wine." This passage implies that the drink was not wine until it had been tasted, or observed. Possibly, the drink was a superposition of the state of wine and the state of water until it was observed as wine.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Biblical_scientific_foreknowledge#Observation_of_the_Wave_Function

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:38

conservapedia: the worst kind of CP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:40

I imagine /prog leans to the right, politically, as programmers are known to hate poor people and love lolis.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:41

The full set of axioms for integer arithmetic may be found in the Bible, as demonstrated by J.C. Keister.[30] For example, Luke 12:52 is a striking statement of the commutative law for addition: "For from this point forward there will be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three." This understanding presaged both later attempts at the axiomatization of arithmetic by Peano and the development of abstract algebra in the 19th and 20th centuries.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:42

Calculus

The Bible emphasizes the importance of limits as a key distinction between this world and God; Calculus consists of relying on limits to derive useful results.[31]

James 1:17 states that the first and second derivatives of God's light (truth) is zero, more than 1600 years before calculus was discovered: "with [God] there is no variation or shadow of turning."[32]

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:42

>>3
We're not programmers, we're computer scientists. We are poor and we hate stupid people, so we lean on my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:42

guys, i can't believe we have wasted all this time studying SI CP, when everything is in the bible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:43

>>4-5
Mock them all you want, we owe all of mathematics to 8-10th century towelheads Muslims.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:45

>>8
I heard Ahmed invented Computer Science.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:45

>>9
I didn't say anything about 21st century towelheads Muslims.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:48

Quantum tunneling is the ability of particles to move through energy barriers even though ostensibly impossible based on classical laws of mechanical physics. This was not discovered by scientists until the 20th century.

Jesus proved this was possible in John 20:26, when he appeared before the Apostles in a closed room with completely shut doors.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:49

James 1:17 describes the electromagnetic forces (light) as having no "shadow of turning." Not understood for nearly 2000 years, this predicts that electromagnetic forces are conservative such that their line integrals over a closed loop are zero.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:49

The only miracle described in all four Gospels is the multiplication of loaves and fish by Jesus, thought for thousands of years to be a mathematical and physical impossibility. But the 20th century discovery of the so-called Banach-Tarski Paradox proved a mathematical basis for creating identical copies of an object out of no extra material.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:50

Jesus stated that there will always be poverty,[38] yet liberals repeatedly insist that poverty can be eliminated with more government spending. Every attempt to eliminate poverty has failed just as Jesus predicted. In 1991 Ronald Coase won a Nobel Prize in Economics for the Coase Theorem, which implies that government attempts to reduced poverty will interfere with efficient operation of the economy, and thereby reduce wealth.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:54

>>14
The nation of Africa

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:56

"three against two, and two against three"
i can't believe they knew 2+3 = 3+2. truly this is advanced mathematics in the bible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:56

Provide the power series expansion of God

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 20:06

>>17
wait for tdavis

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