/prog/ - I had a dream...

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 21:40

I was trying to insert my penis to this girls anus, shit was so tight and she was so hot. Her anus was bleached; It was clean and really white like a squid. I got halfway in before I woke up.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 21:55

I had a dream where I touched a lolies once. Then the cops came in and I woke up out of fear. Still a nice dream.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 22:10

I had a dream that /prog/ was shit and then I woke up and it turned out to not be a dream the end

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 22:19

>>1
>>2
go back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 22:38

I had a dry dream yesternight and it gave me quite a fright. I was running from the po-po and my legs turned into lead. It was out of sight. this happens to folks, why the fuq does this happpen to folks?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 23:52

>>4
No.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 23:58

>>4
>can't optimize quotes
>tells people to go back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 0:05

>>7
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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 2:12

i had a dream where i was walking down a tunnel and was reading the back of someones shirt..it was some joke about fat girls..then i woke up and realized the whole "You cant read in your dreams" thing was a lie. everyone is always lying.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 2:20

>>9
Of course you can read. You can't really read anything consistant. Try lucid dreaming and read something, look away, then try to read it again. It'll be different (probably).

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 2:24

you can read but you cannot reread, the text will change, well, unless it's really short

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 4:20

>>11
bs, i usually have textless dreams (except for dreams about imageboards), but couple of months ago i had a dream where i was reading some occult book; i flipped pages back and forth and everything was consistent.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 8:40

>>12
then.... YOU WEREN'T DREAMING, BRO!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 9:47

Can you read shit in dreams or what? I'm confused pls tell me the truth guys

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 9:52

>>14
you can't

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 9:54

>>15
right, goys can't into reading in their dreams.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 12:56

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 19:03

I had a dream where I closed my eyes and it was like I was reading a bunch of PDFs in a grid with the pages flipping by really fast. I have a lot of dreams like that. Where all I can see is a computer screen. Or as if the graphics go directly into my brain from some computer in my head.

I can read in those dreams. Have I achieved satori, guys?

I had a dream...

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