I want to start a botnet

I want to start a botnet, but I only know PHP and JS. Is it possible to write a botnet in either of those?

I want to have them work as proxy servers, spam bots, and run metasploit to make new bots. Should I just ship the PHP interpreter with the net? Or perhaps I should have my network run in the browser as JS....

Maybe one of you guys can right my botnet for me?

http://bit.ly/4kzYKr

This is a website that shows how to make a botnet with only PHP by exploiting a new vulnerability in the remote connection protocol of Windows 8.

I want to start a botnet, but I only know PHP and JS.
4chan.txt

How do you right a botnet? How do you left a botnet?

>>4
Turned off your computer.

>>2

Wow! thx for the link dude this is incredible!

>>2
Don't click it's a rickroll!

>>7 ah maan..
You don't wanna make that rick roll?
Don't click, it'll make your D..k small?!
rep'n /prog/ like it's /top-dog/, but it's currently a shithole?!?
(take it away anon..)
^^

I don't know why I'm telling you this, but when RFI/LFI exploits were big, people were loading PHP bots on to those vulnerable servers. The bots fsockopen()'d to an IRC server to get commands, or file_get_contents() a .txt file with commands from some HTTP server.

You could still probably do this nowadays, but you'd probably stumble across many honeypots and you won't find RFIs/LFIs in big numbers anymore.

Botnets are lame anyway. And if you're in a western country, they're an easy way to get yourself into prison (if you're not careful).