I am going to kill myself

in the manner most befitting a C++ programmer. I shall use the powerful delete[] on myself and I shall perish.

I have dishonored myself by breaking my shift key, rendering the Curly Braces impossible. Even now I am lowered to using the nasty left shift key to capitalize.

Goodbye, /prog/.

>>2
You do not understand the grave transgression I have committed. What if a LISPer broke her parentheses? Life would be over. The same is true for us C++ programmers. Also using the left shift key is too far away.

I have no reason to live. I have fallen into despair and shall never recover. Woe is me, woe is me.