javascript

I fucking hate javascript.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then call it a fucking duck.

why do you hate the future?
why do you hate our freedoms?

i hope you like js, because it's the only language you will be allowed to execute on your computer in a couple of years.

>>42
i hope you like my cock, because it's the only thing you will be allowed to suck in a couple of years.

I hate javascript so fucking much.

>>41
With JS, however: if it looks like a duck, and it really is a duck, it might actually be a chicken according to typeof. Nonetheless, it's possible to breed a dog with a teapot and get a toaster, and you won't even get a TypeError! Well, assuming it can figure out which of those three this is supposed to reference, that is.

isnt javascript that really old web 1.0 language that made message boxes popup in internet explorer 4.0 and made little rainbow particles shoot out of your mouse cursor and scroll comic sans ms text across the page? do people still use that?

>>46
Yes, and yes.

>>45
OO this idiot's way: using inheritance at all

>>48
Nope, just what was already provided by Javascript!

Not surprising, they rush to implement features from other languages to make that shitpile look more attractive, then manage to fuck up the implementation in one way or another. Then all these web faggots eat it for breakfast and flood programming sites/blogs/whatever with how awesome Javascript is and why node and WebGL is the future.

I hear they're adding classes to ES6. Can't wait to see how they fuck those up!