My public key

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Zalgo

>>1
it working on my end

My pubic key

How come there isn't a single fucking firefox extension to deal with PGP armored text?

>>5
there was one called firegp or something like that years ago..

>>6
no longer supported. I think I can hack something up with greasemonkey and a tiny external web server, perhaps written in bash.

>>7
Or you could just compile GPG with emscripten.

>>8
I'm pretty sure some fairly involved porting is necessary (to trap all the interactive and file I/O). But it's an idea, and gpg-in-a-page sounds kind of cool.

I'm a terrible person.

Every 2s: dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/mem count=1 seek=26721 2012-12-27 18:29:39
                                                                               
1+0 records in                                                                 
1+0 records out                                                                
BUG: unable to handle kernel paging request at virtual address 4edbbf9b        
 printing eip:                                                                 
c0139de1                                                                       
*pde = 00000000                                                                
Oops: 0000 [#1]                                                                
CPU:    0                                                                      
EIP:    0060:[<c0139de1>]    Not tainted VLI                                   
EFLAGS: 00000202   (2.6.20 #12)                                                
EIP is at find_vma+0x41/0x70                                                   
eax: 4edbbf93   ebx: c0d0c224   ecx: 4edbbfab   edx: 4edbbf9b                  
esi: c02baa00   edi: 00000000   ebp: c003e070   esp: c0054094                  
ds: 007b   es: 007b   ss: 0068                                                 
Process dd (pid: 182, ti=c0052000 task=c003e070 task.ti=c005a000)              
Stack: c0d0c224 4edbbf9b c010a8f2 00000000 00000000 c02baa34 00000000 00030001 
       00000000 4edbbf9b c02baa00 c00540f8 c00540f8 c0271b7d 00000000 0000000e 
       0000000b 00000000 00000000 00000000 c0d0c224 c02baa00 c010a810 c003e070 
Call Trace:                                                                    
 [<c010a8f2>] do_page_fault+0xe2/0x610                                         
 [<c010a810>] do_page_fault+0x0/0x610                                          
 [<c02473f4>] error_code+0x74/0x80                                             
 [<c0139de1>] find_vma+0x41/0x70                                               
 [<c010a8f2>] do_page_fault+0xe2/0x610                                         
 [<c010a810>] do_page_fault+0x0/0x610                                       

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HAX MY ANUS

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