/prog/ - Punishing bad programmers

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-24 21:42

So I have this faggot at work, who is a total ass. He writes shit code and makes comments on the level of ``i++; //adds one to i'', and I can't even tell if he's being sarcastic or not. Should I like, set him on fire, or something?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-26 23:51

>>40
Excellent!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 0:06

i++; // i++;

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 0:07

i++; //what am i doing with my life

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 1:02

>>42 I used to do that all of the time just to fuck with people.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 1:23

i++; //what theflying fuck

 is this shit supposed to be?

i = i+1; // add one to "i"

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 2:26

recursive comment is re-re cursy. plus 1 (incremented) 4 u.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 6:01

i++; //Thanks Adam

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 8:22

If it's on a line of its own I always write
i += 1;
instead of
i++;

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 9:02

i = new Integer(i.intValue()+1);

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 11:08

*i++;

Now what?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 11:11

i++
Use ++i instead, it's slightly faster.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 11:13

>>51
I guess 80% of all c programmers will have a moment of doubt when seeing postfix ++.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 11:14

>>52
Or isn't that prefix? Fuck it got me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 13:38

>>51
What the fuck are you talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 13:56

>>51
Go jump in a fire, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 14:16

>>1
I had such a faggot colleague but then he left to assbook. I've heard he is mildly successful there. True story.
>>54
about shitty compilers, i presume.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 14:45

>>40
*slow clap*

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 15:38

>>57
*slowly pointing back to /g/*

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 16:38

>>58
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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 16:42

>>59
back to /g/ please

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 17:05

>>60
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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 17:07

>>61
back to /g/ please

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 17:38

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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 17:57

>>63
back to automated posting with bash 101 please

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 18:08

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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 18:11

>>65
You could have at least randomized your timeout.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 14:37

Call him a niggerslut.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 15:36

>>67
*African-America Empowered Woman

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 16:56

>>68
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Punishing bad programmers

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58 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 15:38

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64 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 17:57

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69 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 16:56