Punishing bad programmers

So I have this faggot at work, who is a total ass. He writes shit code and makes comments on the level of ``i++; //adds one to i'', and I can't even tell if he's being sarcastic or not. Should I like, set him on fire, or something?

Here's my idea, stop being an autistic faggot and do your own fucking work while not being bothered by someone elses work. How's that for an idea you stupid ass hat.

>>30
No, That sounds like a master C and Haskell programmer.

Regardless, you all jailbait planters are all autistic egotists that can't grow a pair. You all should be doing >>2 and >>7. >>8 changed the topic completely and used the incorrect class. EU coders would do this, and in private as not to embarrass. You all have no decency, and your code most be shit.

Actually now thinking, it looks like all you jailbait planters are PHP coders. At the least >>30 is.