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2. [b][i][o][u]EXPERT PROGRAMMER
3. EXPERT PROGRAMMER
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5. fuck /prog/, I should be doing something productive with my time
6. *closes tab*
Two bots reply to most threads, looking for keywords. This saves me valuable time in shitposting. One bot posts gibberish spam and links to shoe sellers, the other has a more intelligent responses which are generated based on the previous posters' content.
A daemon scrapes the remaining threads for me to then look at based on subject. BBCode™ is entered via a secondary, custom keyboard. For popular phrases and other menial tasks such as sine waves or buttsorting, a script is used.