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lol /jp/

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 11:41

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 12:02

Pprrrrpffffrrppfff!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 13:33

>>2
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 14:42

why do people hate js?

it's 2012.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 14:45

>>4
why do people hate facebook, reddit, hacker jews and tumblr?

it's 2012.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 14:47

>>5
exactly, they're ubiquitous

going out of your way to avoid things because you're stuck in the past is dumb

it's not like all those hackers from the good old days do that
they adapt and move on

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 14:49

>>6
Back to FaceRedditJewsblr, ``please''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 14:50

JEWSBLR

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 15:11

Yes, I am a weeaboo. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my japanese soul long ago and I am happy together with my real doll (who is a cute 8yo loli!). We don't any friends in or outside of the fandom and I am pretty fat and ugly looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and have sex with your girlfriend while I'll fap to my anime porn.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 15:20

Anime is fucking shit,

Touhou porn is better.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 15:22

People actually disable JavaScript? Why? Do you hate functionality?

Even if you hate the language, it's already written for you. It's like refusing to run programs that were written in SEPPLES.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 15:23

Why is it that the simple progression of time and popularity justifies accepting gimmicky things on those premises alone? That's quite fallacious thinking. Computing, on a fundamental level, hasn't changed much since the transistor was introduced. And I haven't seen any fundamental breakthroughs in operating systems development. I guess this is where widespread privatization is leading us in regards to R&D.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 15:30

>>11
I was going to link you to /g/, but then I realized you can use ``back button'' on your web browser, or, even better, open your trusty javashit console and write history.back().

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 15:34

Javashit kike.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 15:38

Kike.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 15:53

>>14-15
Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 15:56

>>16
Fuck off, towelhead.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 16:13

>>17
Wait, what?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 18:47

>>13
what does this have to with /q/??

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 23:09

a static page shouldn't be provided because it will take more resources for JavaScript users!

You can serve the board page with <a href="/catalog">Catalog</a> and then have JavaScript rewrite the link to <a href="#" onclick="loadFancyAjaxJsonCatalog()">Catalog</a>, which will Just Work for those without JavaScript and will seamlessly use the fancy JSON catalogue for those who do have it.

Web2.0 ``gurus'' a shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 23:32

>>20
Or you could just put the regular javascript-less catalog inside a noscript tag (or just use ordinary html but let the javascript change/overwrite it). I can't see it being a huge waste of bandwidth any more than some random Anon visiting a board and refreshing once or twice.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 5:49

Observe my dubs, citizens.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 6:17

>>23
Consider them observed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 6:44

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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 7:25

>>22-23
Imageboards are that way →

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 7:29

>>25
/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 7:33

Yes, you belong there. I'll help, here: http://www.4chan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 7:51

>>27
Faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 7:56

>>28
That's a mirror you're talking to.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 9:59

>>29
No that's a faggot. A gigantic faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 11:46

Lulz this thread is epic.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 11:47

>>31
No, it isn't.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 17:53

>>30
No that's a faggot. A gigantic faggot.
If that's what you see in the mirror.

>>31
Lulzepic
The imageboards are calling.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 20:55

>>32,33
You just got TRICKED!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 21:11

Why does Hacker News use tables for layout?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 21:15

>>35
That's the right way to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 22:37

/jp/tard here

Can you guys teach me how to be an EXPERT PROGRAMMER?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 22:54

>>37
Read SICP, K&R, TAOCP, PAIP and IHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 22:58

>>38
Interesting.

Where can I find all these blogs?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 23:32

>>39
Pprrrrpffffrrppfff!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 23:33

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 23:33

>>38
Is SICP a good beginner's book? Do I need any mathematics/programming knowledge?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-18 3:18

>>41
I guess the CSS language is flawed as a layout scheme and should be fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-18 4:56

I guess the Scheme language is flawed as a layout fix should be CSSed.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2012-12-18 9:02

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-18 12:35

>>43
The basic strokes of the box model are sensible and the syntax of CSS is fine, it's just all the details that come into play with a real web design that make it so shitty. It's so flawed because they can't please everyone at once, so they settled for pissing everyone off at once.

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