[ENTERPRISE] ask me something

Proficient C programmer, tirtle too years experiences, seeks noobs who seek guidance on sea programmering. Here is myPortfolio.c:


#ifndef theWindozeBoxClass
#define theWindozeBoxClass
#define WIN_TIRTLE_TOO_LEEN_MEEN_FITING_MESHEEN /* zomgOptimized! */

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>

#define januar int
#define Leo main
#define myZero 0
#define myFive 5
#define myBlankPileOfShit ((void) 0)

static int myCounter(char *const *pszArgs, const char *szKey)
{
    int iCounter;

    for (iCounter = myZero; *pszArgs; iCounter += !strcmp(*pszArgs++, szKey))
        myBlankPileOfShit;
    return iCounter;
}

januar Leo(int niArgs, char *pszArgs[])
{
    if (myCounter(pszArgs, "-l") == myFive)
        printf("YOU HAVE UNCOVERED THE HIDDEN MYSERY!!!\n");
    return myZero;
}

#endif

Only those able to uncover the mystery are worthy of having their questions answered.

WE
DEMAND
APOLO
JEWS

[Straight frum da standard]

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>

static int countulus(char *const *args, const char *key)
{
    return !*args ? 0 : !strcmp(*args, key) + countulus(args + 1, key);
}

int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
    if (countulus(argv, "-l") == 5)
        printf("YOU HAVE UNCOVERED THE HIDDEN MYSERY!!!\n");
}

>>2
shut it, pig feet.