[ENTERPRISE] ask me anything
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-10 17:30
Ask a Oracle Certified Master, Java EE 5 Enterprise Architect anything.
2
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-10 17:38
how does it feel to hate life?
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-10 17:40
Do you stare at stock charts on TV while reading the economics section of your local newspaper?
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-10 17:40
>>2
why would a MASTER ENTERPRISE ARCHITECT hate life?
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-10 17:41
>>3
why would a MASTER ENTERPRISE ARCHITECT read the newspaper?
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-10 17:59
>>5
Because pretending you ``move the world'' is part of being an
ENTERPRISE faggot. People who try to be important read the economics section of newspapers.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-10 19:22
It's guido van robot time. Does anyone have code that will make Guido find a beeper (no matter its location) and then return to the starting position?
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-11 1:16
>>1
how does it feel to work only to make rich people richer, educated peasant?
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-11 1:37
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-11 2:08
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-11 5:39
Is it true that there are backdoors on the VM for NSA and FBI?
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-11 5:43
>>11
The NSA doesn't need backdoors, and the FBI doesn't know what they are.
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-11 5:55
AMA thread. Terrible
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>>9-10
Back to the imageboards, please. [
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-11 6:03
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!MILKRIBS4k 2012-12-11 6:05
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-11 9:07
What do you get when you cross a Touhou with a road?
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-11 11:40
>>16
A miserable pile of beautiful Japanese-Jewish women.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-11 13:34
op here. i work for this company:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx50JTqDJSg
[warning: may cause brain damage.]
bonus point if you can guess what we actually sell from the video.
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-11 13:39
>>18
You sell enterprise-level irritable bowel syndrome solutions?
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-11 13:40
>>19
we sell aids in binary form :)
everybody here knows our software is a pile of shit.
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-11 14:49
>>18
I vomited and vomited and vomited. The amount of enterprise clip-art squashed my brain into a pulp.
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-11 14:51
IBS may stand forInstitute of Bangladesh Studies , a research institute in Rajshahi University
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-11 16:49
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-11 18:09
>>23
The law of diminishing gains with a quantum flux by Guido.
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Name:
sssssssssss 2012-12-11 18:13
>>18,22
Integrated Bullshit System
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-11 19:44
>>18
ENTERPRISE SCALABLE TUR(N-K)EY CLOUD ENABLED N-TIER ARCHITECTURE JAVABEANS OBJECT-ORIENTED PRODUCTIVE PROACTIVE SYNERGIC STRATEGIC XML RELATIONAL DATABASE SOLUTIONS FOR YOUR GROWING BUSINESS THAT REACH OUT TO THE GLOBAL SOCIAL MEDIA MARKETS
gentoohurr 8 minutes ago
Alright, which one of you did this?
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-11 21:20
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-11 21:31
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Anonymous 2012-12-13 19:53
>>18
Great kopipe, shitty username.