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I have invented infinite compression

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-07 21:13

I have devised a way to compress an infinite amount of data to a single bit. I approached this problem by considering how compression traditionally works, and rethinking it. However, to achieve infinite encryption, my method requires a very intense algorithm that must be configured correctly to work properly, but this configuration can be recursively compressed with this method, so it is true, infinite compression. Proof of concept follows:

#include <sdtio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

const unsigned char decompressConfigConstants[72] = {
    0x49, 0x20, 0x72, 0x65, 0x61, 0x6C, 0x6C, 0x79, 0x20, 0x6C, 0x6F, 0x76, 0x65, 0x20, 0x74, 0x6F,
    0x20, 0x73, 0x6E, 0x69, 0x66, 0x66, 0x20, 0x6D, 0x79, 0x20, 0x62, 0x6F, 0x79, 0x66, 0x72, 0x69,
    0x65, 0x6E, 0x64, 0x73, 0x20, 0x70, 0x65, 0x6E, 0x69, 0x73, 0x20, 0x61, 0x66, 0x74, 0x65, 0x72,
    0x20, 0x68, 0x65, 0x20, 0x63, 0x75, 0x6D, 0x73, 0x20, 0x69, 0x6E, 0x20, 0x6D, 0x79, 0x20, 0x61,
    0x73, 0x73, 0x68, 0x6F, 0x6C, 0x65, 0x2E, 0x00
};

void decompress(int data)
{
    char Zero = '0';
    if ( data == 1 )
    {
        printf("%s",decompressConfigConstants);
    }
    else if ( data == 0 )
    {
        printf("%c",zero)
    }
    else
    {
        printf("%s","data corrupted");
    }
}



int main(int argc, char ** args)
{
    decompress(1);
    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-07 21:19

what is this nerd shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-07 23:50

FrozenAnus!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 5:56

DAT MESSAGE
Gross dude!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 5:56

>>3
If your ass-cheeks have FrozenWith each other, you can still try to shit, hoping that your warm turd will thaw the asscheeks, melting the ice that glues them together.  However, if your turd is not warm enough, you will end up with FrozenAsscheeks and a half-shat FrozenTurd between them!  Now that would be embarrassing.

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