I JUST HAD SEX WITH A HUMAN FEMALE
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-06 23:33
Ask me anything
2
Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-06 23:36
Was the fuckee a programmer too?
3
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-06 23:41
Did you fist?
4
Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-07 0:02
Did you get her right after she died or did you wait a while like a faggot?
5
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-07 0:09
I'm impressed that you were able to overpower her.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-07 0:13
did you lick her pussy? what did it smell & taste like? did you lick her feet? was she attractive?
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-07 0:14
Was she a jew?
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-07 0:43
Did you return 0?
9
Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-07 4:05
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-07 9:00
Was her name Keine, Yuyuko, Yukari or Suika?
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-07 9:00
Are you sure?
12
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-07 9:05
>>7
Yes. Only the ugliest Jewish whore would have sex with /prog/ freaks.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-07 9:05
How you know she was a female? and how you know it was a human?
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-07 9:06
>>10
Her name was Sarah Goldensky.
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-07 9:18
>>14
That's pretty cool
! Was she kosher?
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-07 10:13
>>12
She wants me to get circumcised. Will it hurt?
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-07 10:22
>>16
You're a beta faggot if you circumcise on the request of a female, unless she'll do it to, then you're alpha if you do it first.
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-07 13:13
>>16
It'll hurt her. Foreskins are there for a reason.
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-07 13:21
>>18
To facilitate penis cancer.
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-07 13:26
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-07 13:54
A HUMAN FEMALE FEMALE
22
Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-07 14:17
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-07 17:05
>>17
What if she circumcises me herself?
24
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-07 19:00
>>13
If she's a jew then she isn't human.
25
Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-07 19:13
>>24
Exactly, that would make her a superhuman.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-07 19:25
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-07 19:27
Muslims are the subhuman Jews, deal w/it.
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-07 19:36
>>26
Back to Al-Sharif Al-Bomber Al-Jihad Al-Allah,
Ahmed .
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-08 2:25
"jew pussy is ok"
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-08 2:52
>>18
Ant eaters and wife beaters.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-08 4:44
Tell her that she is a ``sex goddess'' even if it's far from true. That will flatter her ego for a total monetary cost of NIL. And if she believes that shit, she will actually try to be a sex goddess the next time (sluttier, that is.)
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-08 4:56
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-08 5:53
VA/G/IN WINWING GRO
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-08 6:37
I just came out of a 2 year relationship with a human female, ask me anything.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-08 8:41
>>34
What happened, did another /prog/-rider steal her away?
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-08 8:58
>>35
Nah,
Leah just found someone with a higher salary and more friends.
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-08 10:27
>>36
Shut the fucking up
David !
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-08 12:48
>>36
+5, Right in the Culver
39
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-08 13:11
why does vagina smell and taste so fucking awful?
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-08 13:23
>>39
Because it's not Touhou vagina.
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-08 13:24
how many touhou vaginas did you smell?
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-08 13:26
About 900.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-08 15:25
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-08 15:43
ew gross i hope you didn't stick your dubz in her yucky vagina
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-10 17:30