/prog/ - How many times does /prog/ wipe

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 22:23

After taking a shit?

I usually wipe about 20+ times

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 22:26

Two or three times. I go until there isn't anything left on the paper.
20+ seems excessive. You should try getting your knees closer to your torso, relaxing the groin muscles and falling into a squat (put something under your feet to lift those knees if you're on a toilet). It should let the bowels pass much cleaner and easier.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 22:33

I use Nair on my asshole so it's much easier to wipe.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 22:34

bump' bu-bu-bump b-ding dong ding
bloooooooo moooooooon

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 22:34

I just wipe once.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 22:37

LOWER FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 22:44

Paper is rough and inefficient.
Use soap + shower.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 22:53

moar oatz

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 22:57

hip drahve

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 23:02

Ewww, papers are gross.

Use a douche shower like a human.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 23:08

I use at least one chapter of SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 23:36

>>10
back to France, please.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-05 17:42

Till its clean.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 19:52

Till the blood runs dry

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 20:00

I don't go to the toilet to poop any more. My poop just leaks out of my anus over the course of the day. At first I thought it was strange--I didn't imagine it would happen to a man in his twenties--but I've come to accept it as a convenience.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 20:05

I don't /prog/wipe, I /prog/scrape.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 20:05

I never wipe

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 21:19

Ok, OP, I've seen this before. Whatcher gonna wanna do is go to your grocery store - you have grocery stores, right? You're gonna wanna go to your grocery store and buy yourself a big ol' pack of all bran. You take that fucker home and you eat it. You eat it all up. Your shit will be normal after that.

But your farts will kill people.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 21:34

bidet master race

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 21:45

>>19
Sounds gay, like a penis in the butt.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 21:51

>>20
Even more so, my good friend.
Nah it's actually pretty cool. You just sit there and the water washes your ass. Feels good man

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 22:22

>>18
But your farts will kill people.
the real upside of eating fibre

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 23:11

>>2
You can squat on a toilet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 23:16

>>2
I tried this, same shit. Sitting and squatting doesn't make a single fucking difference and I still have to retrieve the shit nuggets from my anal hair every time I shit, squat or not.

I hate shitting with a passion. I wish I had a bidet.

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