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Farts must be eliminated

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-03 12:48

Farting is degenerate. It must be eliminated.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-03 12:50

10 farts a day keep Ahmed away.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-03 12:56

>>2
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-03 13:02

>>3
Pprrrrpffffrrppfff!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-03 21:12

>>4
I'll use ``Pprrrrpffffrrppfff!'' every time someone makes an antisemitic post. Thanks!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 17:09

>>5
Sounds pretty queer, chief!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 17:19

>>6
Upboat if you read ``pretty queef''

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 17:28

>>7
lel so reddit

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 17:30

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lel trikd u! REDDIT RULZ

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 18:10

>FUS RO DAH
>LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 18:15

VICTORY TO THE FARTISTS!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 18:40

FUS!
Pprrrrpffffrrppfff!
RO!
Pprrrrpffffrrppfff!
DAH!
Pprrrrpffffrrppfff!

>EGIN LEL

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 18:41

>>12
FUCK OFF FAGSHIT ASFASDXFHSDFKLAHSDFKLAHSDFKLJAHSDF

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 18:43

>LE LEL FACE WHEN I AM OUT OF REACH OF UR SHOTGUN

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 18:56

>>14
I'M NOT THE SHOTGUN FAGSTORM YOU MASSIVE RETARD

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 18:59

>DAT LEL FACE

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 19:11

NIGLELR!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 21:16

ITT: men whose creativity was repressed as a child and must now regress to cope with their insufficiency.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-04 21:25

>18
Pprrrrpffffrrppfff!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 1:02

>>18
fuck you fagshit

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 2:21

>>18
repress this!
grabs dick

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 2:39





    #include <stdio.h>









    #error "* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *"
    #error "g                                               g  "
    #error "o /     \             \            /    \       o"
    #error "a|       |             \          |      |      a"
    #error "t|       `.             |         |       :     t"
    #error "s`        |             |        \|       |     s"
    #error "e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e"
    #error "x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x  "
    #error "*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *"
    #error "g    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |    g"
    #error "o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    o"
    #error "a       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    a"
    #error "t       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     t"
    #error "s      / /\|   C_____) >>18  |  (___>   /  \    s"
    #error "e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e"
    #error "x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x"
    #error "*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *"
    #error "g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g"
    #error "o   |              /    |     |  \            | o"
    #error "a   |             |    /       \  \           | a"
    #error "t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t"
    #error "s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s"
    #error "e  |           /        |    |       |         |e"
    #error "x  |          |         |    |       |         |x"
    #error "* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *"
    int main() {
      return 0;
    }

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 2:47

>>18
I'm going to fuck you in the ass with my eigenvalue.

take it white boy, take my primary decomposition yeahh

fucking multiplicities

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 7:24

>>1
fuck you fascist, you will NEVER control me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 7:33

>>24
actually believes he's a free spirit

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 18:49

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 19:05

>>25
Implies people have spirits

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 19:28

>>27
assburger without figure of speech

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 0:18

>>30
no, fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 1:48

>>29
no, fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 3:16

ITT: shartists

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 3:26

She has more blood than a normal body would. Her cardiovascular system in general is presumably beyond the bounds of what occurs in ordinary humans.

She grew that herself, rather than having it grafted onto an already complete body, so she adjusted to it. It's similar to how people who live at high altitudes can easily handle conditions that would cause others to pass out.

Consider two humans in a sci-fi scenario: One grew up on the moon, and the other grew up on a planet with three times more mass than Earth. The heavy one will be very stocky with thick bones, strong muscles, and a powerful cardiovascular system. The moon one will have a light body suited to flying around in low gravity. If these groups weren't aware of each other's existence, the moon people would believe the heavy people's physical traits to be impossible for humans.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 3:54

>tfw when you get rid of that annoying nugget of shit in your anus

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 15:04

shart

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 19:58

>>32
smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 20:15

This thread: THAT WAS /g/ QUALITY!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 20:31

"I'm a C++ programmer and I fart alot, 1000:1 compared to an everage PHP programmer. This should be taken into account also. "
http://www.webtoolkit.eu/wt/blog/2009/12/17/facebook__php__is_not_very_kopenhagen

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