Name: Anonymous 2012-12-02 17:36
in The Sims 3, more specifically, a /prog/ programmer. This is a story of how the experiment failed.
He was a fat slob, insane, and an evil genius. I gave him two children, but I drowned one in the pool and burned the other to death in a tragic oven accident. Their ghosts still haunt him. Then I sold all the toilets in the house and he had to piss on the floor. I would make him play with his dead children's doll house until he passed out asleep. He started many flamewars on the internet and could play on the computer for hours on end. Eventually, I decided that it was time for my virtual /prog/rider to mate again. I tried having him meet women, but none liked him. I decided that I would have to craft a beast as foul as he.
The female mate was progressing quite nicely. She was fat and stupid, and mostly just ate food and watched TV. No friends, and starved for social interaction. After a few weeks in-game, after she was completely bankrupt, I decided that the time was right to have them meet. I had her walk all across town to meet the /prog/rider, but nothing could prepare us for what I saw next.
The /prog/rider was WooHooing(For non-Sims players, that means they were fucking) with another man!
Somehow, in my absence, the /prog/rider had decided to straighten his life out, and started a relationship with the neighbor. Now I was left with a ruined experiment; two faggots and a fat whore left as evidence as the dark failure. I immediately grouped them together, and went into build mode. I build a wall around the disgusting trio, with no doors, and bought them a stove. I adorned the walls with flammable curtains and began cooking. In was only a few minutes of agony before they were all reduced to ash.
He was a fat slob, insane, and an evil genius. I gave him two children, but I drowned one in the pool and burned the other to death in a tragic oven accident. Their ghosts still haunt him. Then I sold all the toilets in the house and he had to piss on the floor. I would make him play with his dead children's doll house until he passed out asleep. He started many flamewars on the internet and could play on the computer for hours on end. Eventually, I decided that it was time for my virtual /prog/rider to mate again. I tried having him meet women, but none liked him. I decided that I would have to craft a beast as foul as he.
The female mate was progressing quite nicely. She was fat and stupid, and mostly just ate food and watched TV. No friends, and starved for social interaction. After a few weeks in-game, after she was completely bankrupt, I decided that the time was right to have them meet. I had her walk all across town to meet the /prog/rider, but nothing could prepare us for what I saw next.
The /prog/rider was WooHooing(For non-Sims players, that means they were fucking) with another man!
Somehow, in my absence, the /prog/rider had decided to straighten his life out, and started a relationship with the neighbor. Now I was left with a ruined experiment; two faggots and a fat whore left as evidence as the dark failure. I immediately grouped them together, and went into build mode. I build a wall around the disgusting trio, with no doors, and bought them a stove. I adorned the walls with flammable curtains and began cooking. In was only a few minutes of agony before they were all reduced to ash.