/prog/ - What is /prog/s sexual fantasy?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 18:58

?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 19:01

Touhous,

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 19:01

and Touhous.

Name: rms 2012-11-30 19:36

I yearn for parrot

Name: sage 2012-11-30 20:41

First you peel carrots, starting a pot of boiling water on a gas stove. You wash and peel potatoes after cutting your carrots into quarter inch pieces.
I take the peeled potatoes and boil them on the stove until soft. Then I mash them into a woman's vagina, fill it with carrots, and collect what escapes and sell it as Creamy Potato Soup at a local food market. At night I lay down on my bed of animal pelts and ejaculate at the thoughts of people eating my vagina stew.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 20:49

Leah and Shanley at the same time, man.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 20:53

Breaking hymens.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 20:55

Chewing Keine's clothed feet very softly while I ram my dick into her tight hakutaku pussy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 21:41

>>8
Is Keine a new form of touhou

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 21:52

>>9
An old form of Touhou, yes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 21:55

twins

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 22:34

FOR THE BLACK WIND FIRE AND STEEL
FOR THE BLACK WIND FIRE AND STEEL
TO TEACH THEM ALL TO HEAL
FOR THE BLACK WIND FIRE AND STEEL

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 22:52

      >LLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      >LE
      >EGWINGOINGOIN' GROSKI
      >LEL

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 1:05

Two Touhous.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 2:24

I know I'm in the minority. This is fine. I'm not trolling by any means. Being perfectly honest, I'm a little drunk....

But my sexual fantasy is having sex with a woman who I truly love. And she loves me. I just want to have a sort of trust between us that allows me to try things with her without me feeling uncomfortable.

It's like a dream now. So yeah.... maybe it is a fantasy. But I'm only 23 now. I feel like within the next few years I can accomplish this. Wish me luck brothers. You are the closest friends I have.

Long live LISP and C.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 2:42

>>15
silent majority

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 2:54

>>15
love is a mental illness

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 2:56

>>17
Back to /gothicfags/

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 10:14

I demand a non-treacherous, open-minded, free as in free sex, non-cluttered with silicon boobs feminine partner. She must also respect my privacy, never try to curtail my essential rights and share my interest for cryptography, micro-lithography, Stallman cargo cult and shotguns.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 10:30

>>19
interest for cryptography, micro-lithography, Stallman cargo cult and shotguns
;__;

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 10:44

>>15
I feel like within the next few years I can accomplish this.
Here: http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Characters

Thank me later.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 10:45

>>19
LEL LEL SHOTGUN LEL XDDDD

>>22
STOP LE MOCKING ME LEL XD ASDFSDFDS XD

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 11:39

>LE ELPIN FACE

Name: >>19 2012-12-01 12:04

>>19 here again. I secretly crave for a treacherous, inscutable, locking down as in vendor lock-down, cluttered with leather boots and pants masculine partner. He must also strip me of my privacy, curtail my essential rights and share my interest for anal rape, ballet, secretly gay for young Steve Jobs club and well-polished swords.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:28

Where did all these /jp/ faggots come from?

Touhou sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:35

>>25
No you suck!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:39

>>25,26
Samefag.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:55

>>27
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 13:19

>>25
I like it when Touhou girls *suck* my dick.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 13:49

>>25
Where did all these /jp/ faggots come from?
/jp/, about ~4 years ago.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 14:21

/jp/, about ~4 years ago.
newfags

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 14:21

>>27
Barely optimizing his quotes, not saging, using imageboards slang.

Back to /g/, please.

Name: >>30 2012-12-01 14:24

Same goes to you, >>31-san.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 14:27

>>32,33
What was that? I'm older, smarter, better and prettier than you. Checkmate.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 14:29

>>34
Wait until the E/G/IN /G/OOIN /G/RO picks you up. He will take you back to your home.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 14:32

>>35
I can only hope it will get old and vanish, soon.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 16:41

>LE LELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>LE MEME FACE WHEN
>LE MEME FACE WHEN
>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN!
>EGINGIN!!!!
>EGINGINGWIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>MY LEL FACE WHEN LE /G/RO IS FUQIN EGIN

What is /prog/s sexual fantasy?

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