/prog/ - Ruby on Fails

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:37

http://www.amazon.com/Ruby-Fails-Case-Studies-Enterprise/dp/0596000279

Ruby on Fails: 78 Case Studies in the Enterprise
Thomas Watson, Larry Ellison, Linus Torvalds, Theo de Raadt
forward by Donald Knuth

Book Description
Emerging web technologies promise so much, yet often deliver little. This book is a careful selection of 78 case studies of web applications in the enterprise where Ruby on Rails has failed to perform to expectations.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:40

IHBT, hard

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:46

That made me laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:04

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:05

forward

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:06

forward
I knew IHBT all along.

Name: >:( 2012-11-30 23:33

You sucking suck suckshit!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 0:14

This book will help you in your success.

http://www.amazon.com/Beat-Your-Way-Top-Masturbation/dp/1478296127

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 0:36

If I wish hard enough...

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 1:46

I want to believe.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 3:54

>>8
Wut.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 4:53

>>11
After interviewing nearly 300 successful business people, both men and women, Dr. Larkin reveals their secret characteristics of business success, and describes a series of seven exercises that you can follow to assess and develop these characteristics in yourself. Warning: mild adult content.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 4:55

I love the reviews:
http://www.amazon.com/Beat-Your-Way-Top-Masturbation/product-reviews/1478296127/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm/182-8565900-5160740?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 4:56

LEL ELPIN XDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 5:54

[quote]>implying fails are caused by the tool[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 8:13

Ruby: There is More Than one Way to Screw It.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 8:22

>>16
But there's also more than one way to do it in Lisp: a classic example is implementing a pair in scheme, with operations left and right to get the left and right part, respectively. Cons-cell-based: (define pair cons) (define left car) (define right cdr) Vector based: (define pair vector) (define (left x) (vector-ref x 0)) (define (right x) (vector-ref x 1)) Closure based: (define (pair x y) (lambda (c) (if c x y))) (define (left p) (p #t)) (define (right p) (p #f))

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 15:43

>>17

(define (left l r) l)
(define (right l r) r)
(define (data . args) (lambda (f) (apply f args)))

(define pair1 (data 1 2))
(pair1 left)
(pair2 right)

Name: >>18 2012-12-01 15:45

%s/pair2/pair1/

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 16:41

>LE LELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>LE MEME FACE WHEN
>LE MEME FACE WHEN
>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN!
>EGINGIN!!!!
>EGINGINGWIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>MY LEL FACE WHEN LE /G/RO IS FUQIN EGIN

Ruby on Fails

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