/prog/ - /prog/ challenge: me, you, and The Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 14:39

We all know there are only three people on /prog/ — me, you, and The Sussman trolling us. Still, there are multiple established personae on /prog/. By the ⁶⁶Three Person Lemma⁹⁹, each one of them must be either me, you, or The Sussman. The challenge is to either divide the following list into three finite subsets that describe each of the posters on /prog/ or to prove that the task is impossible, disproving the lemma.

1. Me 2. You 3. The Sussman 4. The guy who sages a lot 5. The guy who refuses to sage for no good reason 6. The guy who refuses to sage with a good reason 7. The guy from /jp/ 8. The guy from /b/ 9. The guy from /pr/ 10. The guy who can't program at all 11. Smug LISP weenie 12. Smug C weenie 13. Smug Haskell nomad 14. Enterprise Java suit 15. Sepples faggot 16. The proportional font guy 17. Sergeant Sagetank 18. Hotaru 19. MrVacBob-kun-sama 20. Erika 21. Christopher 22. Xarn 23. FrozenVoid 24. IGBO MOHAMMED 25. Jamestopher 26. UMH memesmith 27. HMA meme fan 28. HAXUS THE GREAT 29. The anusposter 30. The wayward freshman 31. The imageboard paladin 32. The guy who keeps saying ``cromulent'' 33. The ``faggot quotes'' guy 34. The ``Stop using ``faggot quotes'''' guy 35. Haskell the dead dog 36. The -- guy 37. The necroposter 38. MILKRIBS4k 39. The opiates spammer 40. rand(all) 41. The Anticudder 42. Richard Stallman 43. THE MOST FUCKING NGGER MATURE 44. MDickie 45. Leah Culver 46. Flaming prescriptivist faggot 47. Flaming descriptivist faggot 48. The EMACS advocate 49. The Textmate screencasts guy 50. The VIM advocate 51. The bloat guy 52. The elitist BSD anushole 53. The Touhou guy 54. The guy who refuses to install Flash 55. Ahmed 56. The Shalom! guy 57. The LEL XD guy

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 14:45

It wasn't funny the first time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 15:21

>LLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>LE
>EGWINGOINGOIN' GROSKI
>LEL

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:18

I dont really understand this but sounds fun,
if I had to sort myself into one of these categories it would probably be #10

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:20

>>2
Me
>>1
The Sussman
>>3
You

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:35

I am 2, 4, sometimes 29 (but not the original one), we're all 33, 53 and 57 once (but not the original one).

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:36

I am 55-57 inclusive.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:36

Sure, your list is good, but is it Abelson good?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:46

24 and 43.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:55

You forgot:
58. Javascript troll 59. The guy from /g/ 60. The ``in Lisp'' guy 61. The ultrafinitist guy 62. Shlomo 63. Cudder 64. The Curtailed shotgun guy 65. VIPPER 66. The guy who posts ``random'' shit like ``can't live without Xanax'', ``smoke weed every day'', ``anal beads'', etc.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:07

>>10
Actually, ``in Lisp'', Common Lisp guy, MIPS assembly guy, ultrafinitist, subjectivist idealist guy, Python/JavaScript/Haskell/C/C++/Ruby-hater, Cudder hater, Shlomo, Ahmed and Shalom-guy are the same person.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:08

>>11
And also the guy which uses `quotes` and «quotes».

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:15

>>11
The worst thing is, it makes sense.

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:22

>>1,10
And then there's that asswhole who programs in cobol!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:28

>>14
Nobody programs in cobol

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 18:01

>>15 me

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 19:19

/prog/, yet again inactive on Friday night.

I'd wish the neurotypicals would go back to Reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 22:52

      >LLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      >LE
      >EGWINGOINGOIN' GROSKI
      >LEL

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:00

>>14,15
Hotaru has been known to write COBOL.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:22

>>19
Who the hell is Hotaru

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:44

>>20
You don't belong here, neurotypical.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:48

>>21
I'm posting here on a Friday night. You can shampoo my balls.

And so can Hotaru.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 0:23

58. The pedophile.
59. Pedophile thread sagebomber.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 0:31

panic attack guy = the pedophile

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 2:30

Challenge my anus[!]i[/!]

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 3:45

panic attack gay

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 10:52

Yannick fils de pute

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 10:56

>>27
60. The Reddit guy (aka the ``le snaile parfume'' guy)

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:20

``Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California''
-- Edgy Dickstrap

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:28

>>29
Jew-el sPolski also seems to hate OOP: http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog0000000018.html

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:40

>>30
He's gay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:51

>>11
also the guy with with access to nuclear research supercomputer on Hawaii

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 13:11

>>31
I have heard about it before, but I am not sure it is true.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 13:14

>>32
The supercomputer guy is a Russian Jew, who wrote AI in Perl or something.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 14:08

Hotaru doesn't come here, he would never be without his precious Hotaru images to include in his ebery post.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 14:53

>>34
What, you mean Mentifex, the eternal bullshitter?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 15:19

4, 13, 50, 52

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 15:35

BURY YOUR FUCKING DEAD GOYIM

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 16:25

>>36
No, I'm pretty sure he does OCR spamming bots. He is a Jew after all, so he must do something evil.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 16:41

>LE LELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>LE MEME FACE WHEN
>LE MEME FACE WHEN
>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN!
>EGINGIN!!!!
>EGINGINGWIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>MY LEL FACE WHEN LE /G/RO IS FUQIN EGIN

/prog/ challenge: me, you, and The Sussman

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 14:39

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 14:45

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 15:21

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:18

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:20

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:35

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:36

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:36

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:46

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:55

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:07

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:08

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:15

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:22

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:28

16 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 18:01

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 19:19

18 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 22:52

19 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:00

20 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:22

21 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:44

22 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:48

23 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 0:23

24 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 0:31

25 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 2:30

26 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 3:45

27 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 10:52

28 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 10:56

29 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:20

30 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:28

31 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:40

32 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:51

33 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 13:11

34 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 13:14

35 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 14:08

36 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 14:53

37 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 15:19

38 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 15:35

39 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 16:25

40 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 16:41

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 14:39

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 14:45

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 15:21

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:18

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:20

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:35

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:36

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:36

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:46

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 16:55

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:07

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:08

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:15

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:22

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 17:28

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 18:01

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 19:19

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 22:52

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:00

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:22

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:44

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 23:48

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 0:23

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 0:31

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 2:30

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 3:45

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 10:52

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 10:56

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:20

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:28

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:40

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:51

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 13:11

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 13:14

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 14:08

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 14:53

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 15:19

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 15:35

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 16:25

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 16:41