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Have you checked your privilege today?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 17:42

This is the perfect time if you haven't already.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 17:43

not even care about, thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 17:45

Why, I had forgotten! Thank you for reminding me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 18:07

The oppressed can suck my dick.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 19:10

>>4
Oppressed women are already forced into sucking your dick through the patriarchal concept you call ``marriage''. A better name might be ``legal, male-sponsored rape''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 19:11

>>5
You make it look like women are forced to get married, when they're the retards who fantasize about weddings and other gay bullshite since they're very young.

A true man is single, lives alone and makes autistic stuff by himself.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 19:18

"I love it when men get raped by woMen, and then they sue the crap out of the victim, to suck him off everything."
  -- Real life Succubus 2.0

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 19:24

I love it when men get married, because what kind of nigger kike gets married anyway? Fucking retards, they're so funny.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 19:43

>>7
Women can't rape men. Here's the law from my (first world) country:
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/part/1/crossheading/rape

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 19:51

>>9
dope, that was the point. The woMen sue the men they victimized...

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 20:11

>>5
Sorry, I don't live in Niggeristan.

>>6
when they're the retards who fantasize about weddings and other gay bullshite since they're very young.
Stop dating ``normal'' women.

>>9
Wow, what the fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 20:15

>>11
Who said I dated women? All of them are dumb neurotypical retards.

On top of that, I'm not very attractive.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 20:45

>>12
Who said I dated women? All of them are dumb neurotypical retards.
You keep thinking that, just means more nerdy girls for me.

On top of that, I'm not very attractive.
Unless you're bisexual and/or particularly narcissistic, it's quite normal not to find yourself attractive (and to project that onto the people around you).

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 21:03

I dated a women once. It was a lot of fun. I would show her the nasty end of my cock and we would laugh together. We planned to get married but upon studying carefully the prenuptial agreement I found that the bitch was obviously trying to curtail my rights. That's when she had this stupid car accident and died in a fire.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 21:13

>>13
``More nerdy girls''? It's not like I'm taking a precious resource from you. Anyway, I hope you enjoy your menstruating FIOCista monster who posts lots of funny things on Facebook.

The only personality I'd tolerate is that of a /prog/rider (autistic C fagstorm), and I'm pretty sure there isn't a single female /prog/rider that lives up to my absurdly high standards. If there's one, I'm pretty sure she would be extremely picky and not choose some random autist like me.

Also, I live alone because I hate the idea of living with someone who makes use of my vital resources (which means anything that eats and poops).

All these problems were solved with an imaginary Touhou friend who I meet very often in my dreams.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 21:20

>>15
*whom

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 21:23

>>15
Date the cudder.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 21:24

>>14
Stop mocking me you cock sucking cretin DIE IN AFIRE I FUCKING HATE YOU.

>>15
I'm sorry you feel that way about females, and you're wrong in thinking that all non-retarded females are facebook-using FIOCistas.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 21:25

>>17
I seriously doubt The Cudder is a moon rabbit that looks like a 18yo girl.

But yeah, she's way smarter and wiser than me, and I really like her in that sense. I'd befriend her.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 21:29

>>17
Cudder isn't female.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 21:33

>>20
He/she said so a few days ago. I'd still befriend her/him/it.
Friendship is gender-blind, my lust for Touhous isn't.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 21:33

How would you know?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 21:38

>>15
Take your fashionable fake attraction to Touhous back to /jp/ you neurotypical imageboarder.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 21:41

Cudder is Russian and russian girls are damn hot!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 21:44

>>23
Fashionable? I'm considered a failure by neurotypical standards.

Fake attraction? I said I meet her quite often in my dreams.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 21:44

>>24
Cudder = Ahmed?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 22:03

>>5
Oppressed women are already forced into sucking your dick through the patriarchal concept you call ``marriage''. A better name might be ``legal, male-sponsored rape''.
I got an idea, why dont you stop being a leech by the parasitical concept of marriage. Find out what its like to set an alarm clock every morning and GO TO WORK so you can SUPPORT YOURSELF instead of sit on the couch all day and watch whatever shit women watch all day on tv.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 22:11

>>27
YHBT. YHL. DIAF.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 22:22

Cudder is in her forties.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 22:26

We already know that. But we're not exactly sure if Cudder is a he, a she, or an abomination who self-victimizes its ANUS by telling everyone to check their cis privilege.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 1:14

>>14
Was this fire and car accident shotgun related?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 1:43

>>31
I have the right to fucking remain silent and to fucking ignore your questions and perfidious insinuations, fagshit.
In case you're trying to curtail one of my essential rights, you know you will meet my old friend: THE NASTY END OF THE SHOTGUN.
So, move along and die in a fire, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 2:05

>>30
Cudder is a russian executive MILF with long legs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 2:47

>>33
Cammy, is that you?
34 was found dead, of not mentioned the appropriate message doubles

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 3:58

>>25
Fashionable? I'm considered a failure by neurotypical standards.
Yes, fashionable. ``I'm such an autist'' is the new ``I'm such a nerd''.

Your definition of autism appears to be the condition of browsing /jp/ and choosing a Touhou waifu. You're just a neurotypical weeaboo.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 4:05

>>32
FUCK YOU AND DIE CRETIN FUCK OFF FUCK I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU DIE IN A FIRE CADKSDJKFDJGFDSKGJDSFKGJDSKJGDSK FUCK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 4:12

YES

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 4:36

What's your Victor, vector?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 8:03

>>35
``I'm such an autist'' is the new ``I'm such a nerd''.
I thought I was the only one to notice that.

Masturbating to a drawing doesn't make you an autist, though. I never said I was proud of falling in love with an idea. While it's true that most neurotypicals use ``waifus'' to escape their ``i want a real gf but i can't lel XD'' feeling, I simply went that way because no woman in this world can satisfy me in they way I want it and an imaginary friend I meet often is pretty much what I liked.

I don't go on /jp/ (in fact, I started playing Touhou because of /prog/), but I just went there and all they had were idol and visual novel threads. Looks like even they forgot about Touhou.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 12:12

>>39
Wow! What an idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 15:58

>>40
I concede.

>>39
Unless you have extreme dangerous fantasies, you are wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-28 16:57

>>41
I'm wrong about what? I don't quite follow you.

>>40
Why?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 9:39

Here's an helpful guide that tells you how male programmers can check their privilege.

http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Male_Programmer_Privilege_Checklist

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 10:02

>>43
This is hilariously passive-aggressive and whinge-tastic.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 10:05

Being a man who has cis privilege, as a programmer, means:
I thought it was a feminist wiki, not a ``transexualist'' wiki.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 10:14

>>43
Are feminists actually that mental and self-obsessed?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 17:05

>>46
Only the batshit insane ones.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 10:01

>>46
That's nothing. Google "radfem".

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 10:26

>>48
Radioactive femtocells?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 23:17


>live in Tolerance Zone #65
>be nu-trans fourth trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
>see cis thin white male at the zoo
>ask "mommies, what's that?"
>they don't know
>Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield
>tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime
>tells me not to be scared, because the monsters' penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars
>start to cry
>s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up
>feeling the calming femininity wash over me
>s/he tells me that the monsters aren't allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society
>throw Privilege Peanuts at him
>everyone laughs
>take some soma
>go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 1:45

>>50
consensus-approved feelings-safe
I exploded in rage at this point. Fuck feelings, fuck gender, fuck human culture, fuck consensus, and fuck results obtained in any other way than formal logic.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 2:52

>>51 i think you're taking #50 a little too seriously..
>>1- check this! http://soundcloud.com/macklemore/macklemore-ryan-lewis-make-the

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 5:46

>>50
Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit
That's actually a good thing. Gender is an illogical and harmful cultural element, and polyamory facilitates the finding of better-compatible partner through some sort of annealing-like process.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 5:54

>>51
What's the matter, too real for you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 6:30

>>54
If ``real'' means ``unscientific and ultimately destructive'', sure.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 7:00

I designed a new dildo made out of an alloy of cobalt, carbon and potassium.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 7:14

how do i check my privileges?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 7:42

>>55
Do we have a problem here?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 7:47

>>58
Yes, we do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 12:19

>>54
No, too illogical for me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 12:22

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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 12:35

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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-28 13:48

>>50
that would have blown my mind,
if i had a mind

too bad you would't date me

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