why do people hate awkward people?
1
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Anonymous
2012-11-25 22:21
it's not like we are trying to be awkward.
2
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Anonymous 2012-11-25 22:47
I've realized it's easier if I make the other people awkward. Make an off color comment or something like that.
3
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-25 23:07
I don't know what's happening. Social interactions just move so fast. I just say something and the other person just shuts down and i'm like "oh my god what did I say" in my brain, but it's too late. There's no revisions in real life.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-25 23:45
>>3
When you figure out what you wanted to say instead say "Asterisk" at the beginning of it and everyone will understand.
5
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 0:23
6
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 0:39
>>5
I look like a web developer and girls usually get up and leave when I look in their direction.
7
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 0:46
>>6
That's not so bad. Children run from me and men make a point to look tough.
I do look terrible though. Fat, tall, ugly, and I have to have a beard because I fucked my face up in a motorcycle wreck. I can understand why they think I'm about to open fire.
8
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 0:48
>>6
In my book, web developpers look like gay hipsters. They are not ugly.
9
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 1:02
I'm not gay, just a web developer.
10
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 1:10
I'm not gay, just sucking cocks.
11
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 1:29
why do people hate checking dubs?
12
Name:
Anonymous 2012-11-26 3:49
13
Name:
VIPPER 2012-11-26 4:52
>>7
Why did you quit your biker life to become a programmer?
14
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Anonymous 2012-11-26 5:02
>>13
Who said you have to be a programmer to be on
/prog/ ?
15
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 9:42
>>14
/prague/ is a board for expert programmers
ONLY .
16
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 9:55
17
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 16:24
>>13
I was never a biker, it was my first time on it, in a parking lot, and I tried turning the handles to turn (you apparently don't do that) and my face hit some loose asphalt. Then I never got on again.
18
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 16:30
19
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 16:38
>>18
Thanks for giving that advice three years too late.
20
Name:
Anonymous 2012-11-26 16:40
>>19
Time machine, build one.
21
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 16:51
>>20
I started, but I can't afford all the 9-volt batteries it needs.
22
Name:
Anonymous 2012-11-26 17:24
>>21
Just tape a phone to a microwave.
23
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 17:25
>>21
go to a thunderstorm, you can get 9.5 GigaWatts of power to operate the time machine.
24
Name:
Anonymous 2012-11-26 17:54
25
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 17:56
>>16
That was VIP quality.
Excellent post, 10/10.
26
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 18:06
27
Name:
Anonymous 2012-11-26 18:16
>>26
What was the point of appending >s to your badly formed sentences?
28
Name:
VIPPER 2012-11-26 18:27
>>17
Well then become a biker, dont let such failures put you off.
29
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 18:41
30
Name:
Anonymous 2012-11-26 18:44
>>27
Did you mean
prepending , turbonerd?
31
Name:
Anonymous 2012-11-26 19:04
>>30
Yes, I meant prepending. Sorry.
>>39
Says the retard who can't form coherent sentences for shit, doesn't sage his posts and acts like a retard from the imageboards.
32
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 19:25
I don't know
33
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 19:25
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34
Name:
Anonymous 2012-11-26 20:00
SCHEME IN THE BROWSER SCREAM IN THE SHOWER
35
Name:
Anonymous 2012-11-26 20:08
36
Name:
Anonymous 2012-11-26 20:16
>>34
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!
37
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 20:18
>>27
It appears to have become a de facto subjunctive mood or past tense indicator.
38
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 20:20
>>31
Says the retard that can't post without screwing something up.
39
Name:
Anonymous 2012-11-26 20:21
>>31
back to /z/, please.
40
Name:
Anonymous 2012-11-26 20:29
>>38-39
Screwing something up? What the fuck are you talking about, niggers?
41
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 20:33
so moe
42
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Anonymous 2012-11-26 20:35
STANDARDIZE MY ANUS
43
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-26 20:37
>>33
MOAR CP, KEEP POSTING
!
I need to jack OFF
!
44
Name:
Anonymous 2012-11-26 21:31
>>40
Yes, I meant prepending. Sorry.
>>39
45
Name:
Anonymous 2012-11-26 23:28
Because of a little something called secondhand embarrassment. It's when your behavior is so painfully embarrassing that it makes other people wince in emotional agony at your spectacular failure at life.
46
Name:
Anonymous
2012-11-27 2:04
47
Name:
Anonymous
2012-12-27 12:15
48
Name:
Anonymous 2012-12-27 15:17
I hate all people, and only awkward people are hurt by it
49
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Anonymous 2013-08-02 16:56
Calling all /sage/ riders.