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Programming a universe

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 1:14

I've never done it, but if I had, I would have done it in LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 1:20

Stop lying. We all know you already did one in Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 2:23

>>1-2

le reciting XKCD face

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 4:07

I'd like to program a Touhou, and I'm thinking of using Fortran.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 4:38

>be a teenager in the hood selling weed
>join gang to move h and rock and get paid
>have to rape a woman to prove im hard
>3am there is woman walking alone
>kidnap her with the crew take her to a building
>its dark shes struggling
>stomp on her face breaking her jaw
>everyone kicking her in the ribs and head
>take turns raping her, I go first
>guy hands me a gun to shoot her
>shes half dead anyway
>finally recognize the woman
>its my mother

I still fap to the memory.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 4:45

>>5
le ed/g/y /g/ro face

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 11:47

>>5
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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 12:58

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 13:01

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 13:09

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Name: VIPPER 2012-11-25 13:11

>>10
睅䝃❣憘椢䌆焢啓②⌃☢块ᕤ䙀ᄰ咀牓ፇᥱ⠇灸
NIP NONG CHING CHONG I HAVE RONG DONG

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 13:14

朄ၖ耨斈™茦祗焕瑧脦呆朲ԁၙ猳㤈䦔շ怦㒉

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 13:16

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 13:22

>>5
Isn't that a rap song by that communist wetback Immortal Technique?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 13:24

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 13:29

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 13:32

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 13:40

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 14:20

>>14
Socialist nigger-mexican actually.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 14:25

sage

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 14:26

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 14:26

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 14:26

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 14:26

>>20
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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 14:26

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 14:38

I never programmed an apple pie.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 14:53

I wish I were a fish.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 14:55

I live on fish.

Name: VIPPER 2012-11-25 15:02

Maybe the matrix was made out of some sort of lisp DSL.

Name: Rabbi Ya'aqob Menashe 2013-08-31 8:17


Are Torah Scholars Required to Annul Vows?

Sunday, August 11, 2013/Elul 5, 5773

Nowadays, three men are required to annul a vow or oath. For the purpose of annulling vows and oaths, the men do not need to be Torah scholars or experts. However, they may not be 'Amei Ha-ares (ignorant). The rule is that they must, at least, be able to understand if they are taught. In other words, if they are taught Halakha (laws), they will comprehend what they have been taught, even though they may not be able to learn them by themselves.

Name: Rabbi Ya'aqob Menashe 2013-08-31 8:35


If this occurs during the day of Shabbath, one should say the verses of the Qiddush before Netilath Yadayim (washing one's hands) for the meal, without the blessing on the wine. One should then have in mind that the blessing on the bread is in place of the Qiddush, in the same way that one does it whenever one recites Qiddush over bread.

Name: Rabbi Ya'aqob Menashe 2013-08-31 8:53


Even in a case where one was under the impression that something was a major transgression, but later on found out that it was a Humra (stringency that some have accepted upon themselves), it is not considered to be a Neder. Therefore, in this case also, no annulment of vows is needed.

Name: Rabbi Ya'aqob Menashe 2013-08-31 9:12


Eating the Meal Immediately After Qiddush

Friday, August 9, 2013/Elul 3, 5773

After reciting the Qiddush, one should not delay, but should wash one's hands right away, and sit down to eat the meal. If one delays the meal for some time, one will not have fulfilled one's obligation of Qiddush. If, however, when reciting the Qiddush, one had the intention of eating a meal there, immediately after the Qiddush, but for some reason, was delayed before eating the meal, one will have fulfilled one's obligation of Qiddush.

Name: Rabbi Ya'aqob Menashe 2013-08-31 9:30


The Ohr Hahayyim tells us that this Parasha is hinting to us here that we have an obligation to return all the lost souls, who have strayed far from the paths of the Torah. We must not ignore them, but must try to bring them back to the right path and close to their Father in Heaven. In Dibrei Mordekhai it adds that, in general, an animal will always find its way back to its owner's home. But we should not rely on that and should perform the commandment ourselves.

Name: Rabbi Ya'aqob Menashe 2013-08-31 9:48


The Hattarath Nedarim that is in the Siddurim spells out that we do not regret the good deeds that we did, but only regret the fact that we did not stipulate that this was Beli Neder.

Name: Rabbi Ya'aqob Menashe 2013-08-31 10:06


Shoftim: You Shall Be Perfect

Thursday, August 8, 2013/Elul 2, 5773[/br]
תמים תהיה עם ה' א' "You shall be perfect with the L-rd your G-d" (Debarim 18:13). One should not question the attributes of G-d, even in one's heart. When it says that you shall be perfect with the L-rd your G-d, it comes to tell us that even when it comes to thoughts, that no one knows, except G-d who is the One who examines our hearts, we must be perfect. Another explanation is that the letter "ת" (Taw) of the word Tamim is larger. This comes to hint at Talmud. Talmud Torah (studying Torah) is great because it leads us to the performance of the commandments. The larger letter comes to stress the importance of studying Torah.

Name: Rabbi Ya'aqob Menashe 2013-08-31 10:24


When annulling vows and oaths before Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, a husband may annul them on behalf of his wife.

Name: Rabbi Ya'aqob Menashe 2013-08-31 10:42


Which Child Should Hold the Candle?

Monday, August 19, 2013/Elul 13, 5773



13th Elul, is the day of the passing of M"R Hakham Yosef Hayyim, zy'a"a, the Ben Ish Hai. When Hakham Yosef Hayyim, 'a"h, was about eight years old, he and his sister were arguing as to who should hold the candle for the Habdalah on Saturday night. Their father, Hakham Eliyahu Hayyim, 'a"h, turned to his young son Yosef and told him that if his reason for holding the candle was for mere pleasure, then his sister should take precedence, because she was the younger one. If, on the other hand, it was because he had a deeper understanding of the meaning of Habdalah, then he could be the one to hold it.

Name: Rabbi Ya'aqob Menashe 2013-08-31 11:00


Can a Relative Annul Vows?

Wednesday, August 7, 2013/Elul 1, 5773

Annulling vows (Hattarath Nedarim), must be done by a Beth Din of three men. Even though a Beth Din ordinarily may not include relatives of the one appearing before them, annulling vows is different. Since no judgment is actually passed, the three who are sitting to annul the vows, may include a relative of the one who is requesting that his vow be annulled.

Name: Rabbi Ya'aqob Menashe 2013-08-31 11:18


This applies to annulments done on behalf of an individual. If it is for the congregation, however, the annulment may be done on Shabbath, even if it is not for the purpose of Shabbath. This is because the entire community gathers in the Synagogue on Shabbath and the annulment can take place. If it would not be done on Shabbath, the people would not come during the week and the annullment could not take place.

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