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COmon Neet Oriented Language

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 7:15

You left your trash in jaype, please clean after you visit us.
Include <studio.h>

(int = main)
{if http:\\www.4chan.org/pass -->0-9 x 5}
{then ran # till get}

</studio.h>

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 7:34

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 8:12

COmmon Language Oriented to Neets

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 8:27


<if-statement value1="op" value2="faggot" condition="equal">
    <print>
        <string>Terrible<string-format ref="italics">!</string-format></string>
    </print>
</if-statement>

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 15:50

>>4


<if-statement>
 <condition>
  <funcall>
   <function>
    <variable name="equal"/>
   </function>
   <argument number="0">
    <variable name="op"/>
   </argument>
   <argument number="1">
    <literal type="string" value="faggot"/>
   </argument>
  </funcall>
 </condition>
 <true-case>
  <funcall>
   <function>
    <variable name="print"/>
   </function>
   <argument number="0">
    <funcall>
     <function>
      <variable name="string-concat"/>
     </function>
     <argument number="0">
      <literal type="string" value="Terrible"/>
     </argument>
     <argument number="1">
      <funcall>
       <function>
        <variable name="string-format"/>
        </variable>
       </function>
       <argument number="0">
        <literal type="string" value="italics"/>
       </argument>
       <argument number="1">
        <literal type="string" value="!">
       </argument>
      </funcall>
     </argument>
    </funcall>
   </argument>
  </funcall>
 </true-case>
</if-statement>

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 15:52

>>5
Wow, you extended my ENTERPRISE programming language!

What should we call this new language?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 15:59

C.O.N.O.L.

C.O.L.O.N.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 16:08

Cleave Oriented Labia Obfuscation for Neurotypicals.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 16:53

>>5
Real XML doesn't have faggotty ``attributes''.
<if-statement>
 <condition>
  <funcall>
   <function>
    <variable>
      <name>equal</name>
    </variable>
   </function>
   <argument>
    <number>0</number>
    <variable>
      <name>op</name>
    </variable>
   </argument>
   <argument>
    <number>1</number>
    <literal>
      <type>string</type>
      <value>faggot</value>
    </literal>
   </argument>
  </funcall>
 </condition>


etc

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 16:57

>>9

etc
You cannot handle the xml. You're opinion is thus invalidated.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 16:59

>>7
That as, indeed, the joke.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 17:19

Who wants to write a compiler for this new language?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 17:23

>>12
It's not new, people have been writing XML as code here for quite a while.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 17:27

My language is called Jewlang. The fundamental process of Jewlang is called a "transaction", which either takes data from one place and puts it somewhere else, or "creates" data at runtime and stores it somewhere so it can be used later. The "mint" function constructs ("mints") data (referred to as "money"). Here is a hello-world example showing the mint function:
mint "hello, world" $ store 000000:00000000
display 000000:00000000

In the first line, we mint the string "hello, world" and store it an account, which is accessed using two numbers: one six-digit "sort-code", which determines a memory "bank" to use, and one 8-digit "account number" which determines an account within that bank. Jewlang can therefore index up to 10^14 accounts, and there is no restriction on how much data each account can contain. The second line takes the data from the account and displays it on the screen.

Accounts can be used to refer to files on the hard disk, in which case an account is "opened" with the "open" function. For example, a program that displays an entire file on the screen could be written thus:
open "/path/to/file" 000000:00000000
display 000000:00000000


The "steal" function is used to transfer data from one place to another. For example, a program which copies one file to another could be implemented like this:
open "/path/to/input_file" 000000:00000000
open "/path/to/output_file" 000000:00000001
steal 000000:00000000 000000:00000001

which steals all the money from 000000:00000000 and puts it in 000000:00000001.

Since using sort-codes account numbers is tedious, accounts can be given names. Here is a re-implementation of the previous example using named accounts.
goy 000000:00000000
jew 000000:00000001
open "/path/to/input_file" goy
open "/path/to/output_file" jew
steal goy jew


Remote money can be accessed via an "offshore account". This is benficial as offshore accounts can be opened in tax havens for tax evasive purposes. In this case, a URL is used instead of a filename.
goy 000000:00000000
jew 000000:00000001
open "offshore://example.com/0" goy
open "offshore://example.com/1" jew
steal goy jew

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 18:13

My language is called Muslimlang.

The only function is ``bomb'', and the only parameter it takes is ``anus''.

bomb anus

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 18:24

>>15
LEL

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 18:37

>>13
So you're saying there's a program that will give me a reasonable output if I feed it the XML ``code'' posted in this thread?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 18:57

>>17
$ mkdir -p world4ch
$ mount -t shiichanfs https://dis.4chan.org/ world4ch
$ xmlcode < world4ch/prog/1353672912/4
Terrible
!
$ tail -n+2 world4ch/prog/1353672912/5 | xmlcode
Tag ``if-statement'' is missing the required attribute ``condition''. Execution Aborted.
$ tail -n+3 world4ch/prog/1353672912/9 | xmlcode
Unclosed tag ``if-statement''. Execution Aborted.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 18:59

>>18
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 19:33

>>15
MUDSLANG

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