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Satori Query Languages

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 14:22

I wish to achieve Satori with my SQL however I have only been able to get pieces of information scattered all about the internet. Any help would be appreciated. Primarily looking for SQL Server and Oracle based SQL

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 14:33

How the fuck do you expect to achieve Satori with SQL? SQL is shit for neurotypicals faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 14:38

>>2
Fuck off, paedophile.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 14:40

>>3
What? I'm a pedophile for using Scheme?

Fuck off Java turkey RDBMS ASDFGHJ fagshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 15:01

>>2
by being far higher paid then you

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 15:06

>>5
Didn't know medical doctors and lawyers could reach Satori without reading SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 16:04

>>6
Satori is simple to reach when one lacks a soul
Don't change these.
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