/prog/ - I lost 200K thanks to Ruby on Rails

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 10:04

http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4814598

STAY AWAY FROM THIS TECHNOLOGY

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 10:45

(15:11:12) DHH: before fastthread we had ~400 restarts/day (15:11:22) DHH: now we have perhaps 10 (15:11:29) Zed S.: oh nice (15:11:33) Zed S.: and that's still fastcgi right?

Rails is a Ghetto, NEVER FORGET

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 11:41

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 11:43

Why? Because we've always shown our customers respect by creating great software
I rorudo

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 11:46

Best wishes,
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Amy

That should clear some things up. Perhaps it's not RoR to blame, this time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 11:56

>>5
Not all female programmers are Leah Culver.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 12:01

>>6
Not all female programmers have labia cleavage.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 12:06

>>6,7
No programmers are female

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 12:07

>>8
Not all female programmers are male.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 12:09

R5RS on Raft-of-Serpents

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 16:20

>>10
Why are those letters bold? I don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 17:01

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think ``I know, I'll use Ruby on Rails''. Now they have two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 19:44

cleave mine labiae

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 20:05

What the fuck is Charm?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 20:29

>>14
quark

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 20:41

>>15
Am I the only one who was explained subatomic particles were the smallest building blocks of all matter until I started reading books outside of my school?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 20:46

>>16
I was explained atoms were the smallest building blocks at school.

Now I'm a computer engineering undergraduate. To be honest, I don't really understand what the standard model is trying to claim.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 21:21

dat discussion
rails core members comfirmed for idiots. Enjoy your shitty language and framework rubyfags

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 21:32

ruby on fails + start a startup morons = guaranteed catastrophic failure

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 21:32

>>18
Your post reeks of /g/, please go back there.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 21:34

https://twitter.com/amyhoy/status/94166175247908864

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 22:03

>>21
typical woman ``programmer''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 22:37

>>22
You may generalize that to ``typical ``programmer''''. Most people are idiots, and that still holds for the subset of people who are programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 0:24

>>21
I'd never hire anyone who can't properly put up a UBANTO Linux server given US$ 100,000 and is a fat woman.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 0:35

>>24
or uses RoR

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 0:57

>>25
More like LoL right? xD

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 1:00

>>26
The average League of Legends user is actually about 20% smarter than the average Ruby on Rails user.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 1:01

It appears that Charm is/was a customer-facing ticketing system much like desk.com or zendesk.com. If they gave me even half of the money they wasted, I'd be able to build them a highly scalable product using good ole PHP

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 1:06

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For $100K, I'd even build them one using Brainfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 1:31

yeah, let's use the slowest scripting language with the shittiest linux and a bloated framework and hope for the best. nothing can go wrong right

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 1:31

>>21
God damn. What a hambeast.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 2:19

http://unicornfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/newamybio.jpg
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 2:30

>>32
Would you play hide the salami with her, /frogs/?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 2:57

>>21,32
Amyhoy, matey!

Name: Anal Anus 2012-11-23 3:26

I have googled for ``anal anus'' and have found that there is actually a band with that name
http://www.discogs.com/artist/Anal+Anus

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 4:26

https://twitter.com/amyhoy/statuses/189072763590418432

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 4:29

>>36
Thankfully, no one ever offers to pay her for anything ever

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 5:09

>>36
An incompetent Macfag who blames her failure on the tools instead of her own inability to use Ubuntu? Who would have thought!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 9:28

>>38
Any sane person knows Linux on the desktop is shit. Mac OS X is a great UNIX distribution with a great user interface, unlike Gnome, KDE, Unity, and those tiling wm that we left behind with Windows 1.0. (And support for Photoshop, Illustrator and other commercial software)

Remember: Linux on the desktop is only free if your time is worthless.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 9:34

>>39
http://reddit.com

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