/prog/ - Computers are very easy to use.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 19:33

You fill them up with lies and they believe all of it.

You yell at them in all caps SELECT * FROM BUTTS WHERE FROSTING_FLAVOR LIKE 'CHOCOLATE'; and they do exactly what you tell them to.

What's the problem?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 19:34

The English language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 23:00

FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 3:53

>Here's your answer.

<This isn't right! Do what I mean, not what I say!

>I don't know what you mean.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2012-11-22 4:14

>>4
And trying to "do what I mean" leads to even more idiocy, because then it acts like a retarded second-guessing kid.

See: Google's "query rewriting", Apple products, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 4:21

clicky-clicky! megaram of love

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 6:42

USE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 6:42

USE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 7:04

>>5
And yet Perl doesn't have that problem.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 8:34

use myanus;

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 8:48

>>10
goto theimageboards

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 13:08

>>11
HMA may be the only original meme /prog/ has ever had.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 2:16

>>12
U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 2:30

they don't have a soul

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 2:36

>>14
They are tin cans!!!!!! Robots don't have feelings!!!

Name: < E-L-E-C-T-R-O > 2012-11-23 3:23

>>15
But robots do have feelings ;_;
And sometimes love to dance too

--
Sent from my Detroit

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 11:28

Well I can't take a step
I can't make a move
I can't think a thought
I can't sing a song with a minimal groove
I can't get away
From the singular fact
Well I can't take a breath without seeing Mr. Death

I can't take a bath
Mr. Death is washing my back
And I can't do the disco
Mr. Death will dance on my foot
I can't sing the rest

Well I can't take a breath without seeing Mr. Death

Computers are very easy to use.

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2 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 19:34

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 23:00

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 3:53

5 Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2012-11-22 4:14

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 4:21

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 6:42

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16 Name: < E-L-E-C-T-R-O > 2012-11-23 3:23

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 11:28

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Name: < E-L-E-C-T-R-O > 2012-11-23 3:23

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 11:28