How often do you masturbate?
What do you prefer to masturbate to?
Are you masturbating right now?
Do you use toys?
Is a dildo\buttplug inside you right now?
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12012-11-18 16:23
How often do you masturbate? 3 to 5 times a day
What do you prefer to masturbate to? traps
Are you masturbating right now? yes
Do you use toys? yes
Is a dildo\buttplug inside you right now? yes
How often do you masturbate? Once every month
What do you prefer to masturbate to? Touhous
Are you masturbating right now? No
Do you use toys? No. but I'd wish I had an onahole
Is a dildo\buttplug inside you right now? No, that would be uncomfortable
3~ish times per week
Lolies, mostly Touhous.
No.
I'd like to order an onahole and a Trolla love doll, but I'm scared of IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT
No.
Name:
Anonymous2012-11-18 17:03
How often do you masturbate? Thrice a week.
What do you prefer to masturbate to? Touhous and JB.
Are you masturbating right now? No, my balls ache.
Do you use toys? No.
Is a dildo\buttplug inside you right now? No.
Name:
Anonymous2012-11-18 17:08
2-4 times/week
my imagination -- I imagine a cute girl has fallen in love with me and that we are making love for the first time on our wedding night.
no
I shove an hairbrush up my asshole every couple of years
no
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Anonymous2012-11-18 17:10
0-6 times per day, probably an average of 2-3.
traps, CDs, and hentai (H-games also)
no
no, but I want one. I've just never actually bought one.
no
What do you prefer to masturbate to?
Porn, handjobs more specifically.
Are you masturbating right now?
No.
Do you use toys?
No.
Is a dildo\buttplug inside you right now?
No.
Name:
Anonymous2012-11-24 1:34
>>15
Lol u masturbate to handjobs, what a giant ``faggot''
Name:
Anonymous2012-11-24 1:44
How often do you masturbate? a couple times a week
What do you prefer to masturbate to? porn
Are you masturbating right now? no
Do you use toys? no
Is a dildo\buttplug inside you right now? no
Name:
Anonymous2012-11-24 1:44
How often do you masturbate? Once every couple of weeks.
What do you prefer to masturbate to? I google image search ``pretty little girls'', then open a tab of gelbooru\pixiv, find some nice images, juxtaposition the windows, then do the thing and try to forget the shame.
Are you masturbating right now? I am not.
Do you use toys? I don't.
Is a dildo\buttplug inside you right now? No.
>>26
Look here you JIVE MOTHERFUCKER, you are pushing me over the FUCKING LINE! You want to come here, to my home and talk shit, right to my face? What kind of shit is this? What backwards shithole do you come from where this is remotely acceptable? What you need is an attitude adjustment and I think that's going to take the form of a good ass kicking. I'll be finding your little rude asshole tonight, and by morning, your manner's problem will have fucking vanished. Better be ready, you retarded faggot.
How often do you masturbate? Whenever the mood takes me. What do you prefer to masturbate to? Ladies playing with their non-weiners. Are you masturbating right now? No, is /prog/ ladies playing with their non-weiners? Of course not! Don't be so stupid. Do you use toys? Not for making myself bajizzle all over the place. Is a dildo\buttplug inside you right now? No, but I do have to poop, so does that count?
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Anonymous2012-12-07 21:39
How often do you masturbate?i masturbate often, but I have a chastity device on, so I can't cum.
What do you prefer to masturbate to?gay BDSM\hurtcore
Are you masturbating right now?no
Do you use toys?I own about 1000$ worth of dildos, plugs, vibrators, etc...
Is a dildo\buttplug inside you right now?I have some anal beads in. I usually wear my buttplug though, because I'm trying to work my way up to a fist.
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Anonymous2012-12-08 0:36
4-8 times a week
cosplay porn, vanilla hentai
nope
don't have (want an onahole)
nope
Name:
Anonymous2012-12-08 0:38
i used to masturbate but i bought a 200 dollar keyboard and i dont want to get it gooey so i dont anymore
Name:
Anonymous2012-12-08 0:51
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Anonymous2012-12-08 1:22
How often do you masturbate? Once-twice per day, sometimes it's only once per 4 days
What do you prefer to masturbate to? Little girls
Are you masturbating right now? No
Do you use toys? Yes. Male masturbators, mostly imitating little girl's vaginas
Is a dildo\buttplug inside you right now? I'm not gay and not into anal, sorry
wtf is going on here.
anyways I masturbate a lot but i feel like it dumbs me down and i have to stop.
there have been days where insted of programming the whole night i spent hours masterbating. so much time wasted
>>48
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every day with rare exceptions; 2-3 times in a row
traps, CDs, deepthroats
no
used to use a good long fresh cucumber for my DT training, but failed to achieve any progress
no
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Anonymous2012-12-08 6:40
How often do you masturbate?
At least 3 times per day.
What do you prefer to masturbate to?
Asians.
Are you masturbating right now?
No, but it's not long since last time.
How often do you masturbate? Once per day, per two days at most
What do you prefer to masturbate to? Touhous
Are you masturbating right now? No
Do you use toys? No
Is a dildo\buttplug inside you right now? No, not right now