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if i had a girlfriend

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 18:42

i'd show her the power of vim and C

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 18:43

I had a girlfriend once. That's right, /prog/, I sure did. I touched her inner thighs too. Jealous?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 18:44

i'd quote SICP to arouse her

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 18:44

I'd jquery her intimates.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 18:50

I'd car her cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 18:58

bitches are all about web2.0, no one will give a shit if you write a portal into gensyoko with Symta for SparrowOS, but if you make an automatic privilege checking app for iOS that automatically uploads privileges that it checks to your twitbook+, they'd be all over your dick like fuck because you'd be rich

Labia should probably do it with her jythonscript#.NET LLVM compiler and she would be in endless mounds of labia to cleave

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 19:02

>>2
No, I touch Keine's inner thighs on a daily basis. I also brush her tail when it's full moon.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 19:03

bitches are all about web2.0, no one will give a shit if you write a portal into gensyoko with Symta for SparrowOS,
That's very inconsiderate.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 19:08

I'd try and teach her programming, using javascript as a simple start, then we'd both get frustrated as I omit things I think are so obvious that it's not worth mentioning, but are actually integral to knowing the stuff.

Kinda like "can't do -> teach", but the other end of the stick.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 19:12

I'd try and teach her programming, using javascript as a simple start,
I knew /prog/ hated women, but I didn't know it was that extreme.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 19:25

>>10
I don't think we got past functions and "why on earth would you call them arguments?"

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 19:34

>>7
Keine is a cow. You're argument is as shit as your Touhou is.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 19:45

>>12
Fuck you nigger kike. I rub Keine's breasts and thighs whenever I want and there's nothing you can do about it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 19:48

Gnome outreach, lwokaj!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 21:38

>>11
>why on earth would you call them arguments
Bitches don't know propositional logic.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 21:46

My girlfriend wrote her first program today while I was in the pub. She's now better at programming than 99% of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 21:56

My girlfriend is Satori. She knows The Sussman in real life. She usually gives me hot footjobs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 22:20

>>16
I'll fibonacci your girlfriend's bum sort.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 22:20

Neither \vim?\i nor C is powerful. They're both antiquated technologies optimally used on PDP-11. Emacs and Javascript, however, are extremely powerful.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 22:24

>>19
You are fucking insufferable, Javashit troll.

Name: sage the 2012-11-17 22:33

>>5
mother fucking A.

Name: sage the 2012-11-17 22:38

>>18
--((++((give her a ((good fiwanaggi in the bum) sort))++))--)

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 22:38

>>19

emacs and javascript

http://www.ymacs.org/demo/

double, double, toil and trouble!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 23:31

women is bitches man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Mmu_1CuDc

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-18 0:40

>>24
is he speaking english?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-18 1:23

>>24
dis nigga
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