/prog/ - The "end" of the "world"?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 21:40

Some faggots are saying we gonna have 3 days of dark and no electricity in the end of the year. The stuff like this chick says in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQJXu4HNGJQ

So, lets say some kind of EMP affects all earth, You know, magnetic poles reversing, magnetic shield lowering.... Every computer in earth is fried. No ASM, no compilers, no touhous, nothing electronic works anymore. What would you do for a living then????

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 21:41

I'll write "Goodbye World" in C in caves

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 21:46

I know you can go back to /g/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 21:47

There's no /g/ to return to

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 22:09

!!!!!!! rape rampage ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 23:53

>>2
10/10

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 23:58

I would just sit on a rock and fart myself to oblivion

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 1:24

My underground lab is sufficiently shielded to be safe from any EMP. It may take me a few minutes to switch out any fried solar panels, but my work would be otherwise unaffected.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 3:55

4chan backup torrent, please.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 8:11

>>8
Aloha, Dr. No!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 8:17

Earth people only use lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 9:01

RMS will bootstrap computers back from emacs shortly after and Free Software will once again bring peace in the land.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 9:44

it's ok, SETI have already beamed the javascript specification towards all known inhabitable star systems. js will always live on

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 10:38

>>10
Just because someone values their information and their privacy doesn't mean they're planning on disrupting NASA missions. Fuck off, ``nothing to hide'' fagshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 11:14

>>13
a sad future awaits our future programmers

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 14:17

Once you reach Satori, you don't need computers.

Your mind becomes a computer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 18:05

>>16
i connect to the matrix without wires, just like neo. enjoy ur cublicles, machine slaves.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 18:12

itt: kikes

Name: VIPPER 2012-11-12 18:16

>>1
And nothing of value was lost!

I suppose this would be a good oppertunity to invent a optical lisp machine, that runs a version of emacs writen in lisp and a new form of elisp that isnt ugly as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 18:21

>>16
All programs become trivial, and as such you won't even write them any longer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 18:49

>>20
i hex edit the matrix directly. i took a bullet out of trinity's heart by fucks sake!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 20:14

DAMN YOUR PUSSY SMELLS GOOD

>>>>>>>> > > >> D-D-D-DDUBS

Name: 2012-11-13 3:36

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 5:02

I would live off my vegetable garden.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 13:47

/polecat kebabs/

The "end" of the "world"?

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 21:40

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 21:41

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 21:46

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 21:47

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 22:09

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 23:53

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 23:58

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 1:24

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 3:55

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 8:11

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 8:17

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 9:01

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 9:44

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 10:38

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 11:14

16 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 14:17

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 18:05

18 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 18:12

19 Name: VIPPER 2012-11-12 18:16

20 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 18:21

21 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 18:49

22 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 20:14

23 Name: 2012-11-13 3:36

24 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 5:02

25 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 13:47