/prog/ - "ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMING"

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 8:13

I got a job to work at sapient global markets as a software developer. So I guess I will have to write "ENTERPRISE QUALITY^tm" software. Should I take the job?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 8:26

>>2
As long as they promote OpenSource®, or let you us *LISP*

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 8:38

>>2
lisp in Enterprise software
opensource
JAVA IS THE ONLY OPTION

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 10:03

>>3
back to /g/, shitstain

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 10:08

>>2
Even if they want other languages, you should just write that language in lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 10:22

>>5
(public (class ScalableEnterpriseModule (public (static (void main (system-out-println "hello, world"))))))

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 10:58

>>6
This gave me half a boner.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 13:49

Are you seriously seeking approval from a bunch of anonymous neckbeards on the internet?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 14:11

>>8
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO CALL ME A NECKBEARD FAGGOT. I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 14:33

>>11
Nice dubs, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 14:34

>>10
Shalon!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 17:41

>>10
Thanks bro!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 17:44

>>6
And now you how the full power of lisp macros.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 19:25

>>1
If you need the money, you shut up and take the job.
If not, please go back to russian supercomputer center of atomic weapon and ask uor question.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 19:29

"Our solutions are delivered using proven methodologies and frameworks. They are flexible, adaptable, scalable and targeted to meet a variety of needs."

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 9:09

>>15
These guys seem to understand what enterprise actually means. Go for it OP

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 16:46

>>15
I died a little. I know they will use enterprise crapware. They did not cite where/how they were proven¹.

¹Under my smelly ass.

But yeah, you need the money, and \\experience||. Enjoy tolerating spaghetti code.

"ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMING"

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