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>tfw no feels thread on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 12:05

>tfw cannot into functional programming but you tell all your friends that you know it which makes you feel superior

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 8:24

>>79,80
Fucking sage, you useless piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 8:31

>>81
Will you be my friend if I sage?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 8:44


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>tfw people on /prog/ don't know how to greentext

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 8:58

>>82
No, but you won't stand out as such an idiot and you'll generally have less of a hard time existing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 9:06

```sage''

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 9:07

``sage''

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 9:14

>>84
That's not true. I would only be a saging idiot.
May be I'll sage again if I see a saged response to a thread past the front page.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 9:21

>>86
``un-sage''

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 9:33

>>87
You'll still be an idiot, true, but at least your idiocy wouldn't shove itself obnoxiously in my face at the top of the page every time you decide to unleash it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 9:50

>>89
I don't feel like being pleasant with you anyway. Is there another reason why I should sage my posts?
Besides, you will only be fully satisfied when I'm dead.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 10:04

>>90
It's not just for me, imbecile.
You're clearly new around these parts, so I'll let you in on a little secret.
Sage isn't ``this thread is shitty, let's get rid of it.'' (Not that this thread isn't shitty.)
No, this board is too low-traffic for that to work. Sage is ``my post isn't worth showing everyone'' or ``my post is clearly off-topic.'' It is humble and polite.
So posting multiple shitty, useless posts in a shitty, useless thread without saging is incredibly rude and obnoxious, which gives me an incredibly good idea that you are a terrible person.
Don't bother claiming ignorant innocence either, because your stubborn refusal to abide by the customs of a place you have only just blithely wandered into is clear, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 10:20

>>91
But I'm not that new. I don't come from the imageboards either, I discovered 4chan (call it what you want) with /prog/ (googling for some Lisp shit). All I know from reddit, /b/, /g/ etc is the things that are relayed here.
Sage is absolutely irrelevant, but if you like it, use it, enjoy it. Be proud of your way of life, I'm tolerant enough.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 10:21

>>92
Sage is absolutely irrelevant,
Then you are new.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 10:21

>>92
You've entirely ignored the brunt of my post. Fuck off, ``faggot'', or adhere to our customs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 10:31

Pointing out rudeness is rude.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 10:42

>>94
our
I've been saging for years. I saged my own topics, I was so polite that I avoided posting follow-ups at all.
I have bought and read 20 books that were recommended on /prog/. I'm thankful for this.
This is the only place on the web that I check on a daily basis, and you're telling me to fuck off elsewhere. Your ``customs'' are stupid blind japanophilia.
There's only 5-10 of us here, what do you want? Hide all posts without sage in the mail field and you will be guaranteed to read only the good half of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 11:08

>>96
Do you honestly think a thread with a /g/-like title is a good thread? Are you self-entitled enough to think all your posts are good?

Not the guy you're replying to, by the way.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 11:28

>>97
Do you honestly think a thread with a /g/-like title is a good thread?
This is a shitty thread among shitty threads. You won't see me shitposting in good ones. And if I reply at all, I don't forget my sage.

Now consider this: good threads are 100% saged and they slowly sink out of the front page with continuous good posts. Unfortunately you're too fucking lazy to check replies on page 2.

Now do you honestly think that /prog/ is like I would have liked it to be? I have abandoned all hope. I just don't give a shit anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 11:30

>>98
good threads are 100% saged and they slowly sink out of the front page with continuous good posts.
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 11:47

>>98,99
This is why you use your homebrew ncurses /prog/browser that you wrote in Haskell. Saged posts are prioritised.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 11:55

>>100
Haskal is shit.

My ncurses /prog/browser is written in Common Lispu.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 12:05

>>100,101
And mine in Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 12:11

>>100-102
Good job, guise. So, I guess your rider implementations parse subject.txt for all new saged posts. You don't have to deal with the frontpage shitposters at all.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 12:39

If Haskell is so good, then why is ncurses written in C?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 12:41

>>104
If whites are the master race, why are there so many black people?

Name: VIPPER 2012-11-24 13:34

>>105
Because they got larger dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 13:47

>>106
Statistically, they have smaller dicks.
According to a study in which volunteers forcibly removed random people's pants and measured their dicks. Most studies of penis size are done by just asking people what size their dicks are, and black men always lie about their dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 14:22

>>1

Functional programming is hipster shit. What working pros need is a programming language which integrates an ACID compliant graph database ((no delete), with time stamps for transactions, i.e. a database that does not try to be the "monkey" which SQL does) right into it's core. We are expected to answer what happened and why it happened at anytime, so the reason to why we need it is given. SQL does not cut it, for one it's to highlevel, it has no idea about what search trees to create (it's on retard level compared to a human), and it is just as retarded, if not more, when it comes to threading and locks (better leave that to humans, AI didn't happen yet). That's basically the rant I'll give an anxious over the hill software developer bugging me about functional programming, well if I'm not blowing him off asking him why he's not doing it in C already?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 14:41

Mad whiteys always obsessing about our dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 18:48

>>109
You're the one who brought it up.
Don't try to say it wasn't you. I know it wasn't me or the Sussman, and there's nobody else here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 18:59

>>110
What about me? Oh wait, no, I'm just the guy with the mad trips. Carry on.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 20:27

>>111
How can a trip be mad? Did you take a trip to a mental hospital or something?

Sorry, I don't follow you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 5:00

>>112
you crzy dawg

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 23:36

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