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>tfw no feels thread on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 12:05

>tfw cannot into functional programming but you tell all your friends that you know it which makes you feel superior

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 4:35

>>31
< What did you live of off?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 6:06

>>41
microchips

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 8:24

>>41
I had to bang a few chicks. I sold my body for a bed, a shower and unrestricted DSL Internet access. No money was directly involved.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 10:51

>>43
> tfw no gf

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 11:01

>>44
>tfw >>43 is not alpha at all and depicts a very miserable life of prostitution.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 11:24

that feel when i cant find ideas for programs

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 11:48

>>40
| tfw no reply

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 13:16

check my dubz

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 13:43

>>48
nope

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 16:48

tfw you know c, c++, java, python and scheme but don't know html and css properly

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 22:36

tfw when my friend thinks quicklisp is good, and doesn't think racket is good. racket has centralized package distribution that never fucks up and is just as powerful as CL in the right hands, albeit a tiny bit slower.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 22:51

>>56
Racket's top-level considered hopeless.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 23:33

tfw you are interested in research but don't have balls to talk to a prof

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 0:29

>>14
tfw 338 legal game states after removing reflections and rotations

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 0:32

[quote]tfw tfw considered harmful[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 2:20

>>2
You sound like a wonderful person.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 6:59

>tfw I program in Ruby and nobody at my University does, nor does over half of /g/
>tfw I can't get find people to start up projects with in this language, and almost half to default to my other main language, C++

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 7:19

the feely when you get mediocre turbo-c wielding indian's wife in the anus

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 7:50

>>56
Just as powerful, but a tiny bit slower?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 8:02

>>64
Languages aren't computers, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 8:14

>>62
You should learn a better language, then.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 9:01

>>56
le fucking epin /b/ro

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 23:22

tfw reading sicp
finished 2 chapters
think scheme is the greatest thing ever
read third chapter
wtf set! modifying state, "objects" bullshit
stop reading

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 23:25

>>68
Have you read your wadler87.pdf today?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 0:06

>>68
Go back to /r/haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 0:27

>>69
this wadler /g/uy is surely an awesome /g/ro

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 1:45

tfw I am not a programmer

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 7:20

`>tfw /prog/ hates you because you use Apple products

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 8:04

`>test

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 8:06

>>74
Just leave and never return. Nobody likes you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 8:06

>>75
Sorry, I meant to direct that at >>1-

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 8:09

how do u greentext faggots?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 8:11

>>77
Like this, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 8:12

``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 8:12

fuck you

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