>>7
Dark moor Swan Lake kind of makes sense. I am going to publish it and make sure no one ever makes a production like this by monitoring theatrical sources and suing suspected companies in advance.
Imagine this:
Act I. Can be filled with anything related to white guilt.
Act II. Freed nigger
Siegfried1 visits a lakeshore rice plantation and discovers a pack of nigger swan girls owned by the evil white person
Rotbart. One of the girls (
Odette, leader of the pack) talks to
Siegfried and describes the horrors of slavery. She manages to talk him into marrying her, which, according to Louisiana law, will obligate
Siegfried to pay for her ``freedom'' and
Rotbart to accept
Siegfried's payment.
Rotbart appears, witnesses his nigger girls chatting with a male nigger instead of working, and forcefully takes them back to plantation.
Act III.
Rotbart, being a smart white person, sees danger in
Siegfried, a freed nigger who may cause a slave uprising. He tries to appease
Siegfried by bringing him his own daughter (because evil whites betray their own kin, or maybe because mating with nigger is multicultural and thus good). At first
Siegfried is seduced by the white slut and almost succeeds in raping her, but then the real nigger queen appears in the window of his shack, and he is thrown into despair because oh shit nigga completely forgot about
Odette and the marriage arrangement.
Act IV. The characters gather on the plantation. Nigger
Siegfried tries to take nigger
Odette by force, but evil white
Rotbart argues that he almost raped
Odille and thus cannot marry
Odette anymore.
Odette acknowledges the failure and drowns herself in the lake, and
Siegfried follows. Nigger swan girls go insane with grief and eat
Rotbart.
This makes a fuckton more sense than the original libretto. Also characters may receive more appropriate nigger names, e. g.
Odette will become
Ubuntu. Other improvements are welcome.
Due to the fact that there are no nigger ballerinas blackface will have to be used. Also silly wigs made from black ropes.
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1 probably from ``Sieg fried chicken!''