I HATE BASH

It's so shit. Shittier than PHP by at least 10 orders of magnitude.

Link related, it's the nigger who wrote it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Fox_(computer_programmer)

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The syntax is irregular, and getting used to bash's retardedness already wasted too much of my time.  I want a Lisp with constructs that help doing shell scripting stuff.  Something like scsh but that isn't shit.  I suppose I could write my own in over 9000 hours in Scheme inb4 back to /b/, >mfw I've been here since 2006, but I have better things to do.