I HATE BASH

It's so shit. Shittier than PHP by at least 10 orders of magnitude.

Link related, it's the nigger who wrote it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Fox_(computer_programmer)

>>37
https://code.google.com/p/zozotez/ ?
Not a very good Lisp interpreter, and not actually written in brainfuck. It's written in something called ``EBF'', and then compiled to brainfuck.

>>38
Or es or xs if you're stuck in the real world.

>>39
The only time I've ever had to deal with bash is stupid GNU configure scripts that have #!/bin/sh at the top and then use obvious bashisms, which break on any operating system that isn't batshit insane.