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innovation

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 19:53

I need to sell something ordinary as if it's something incredibly cool. I already said it moves things to the cloud - what other meaningless buzzwords can I toss in?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 19:54

SCALABLE ASYNCHRONOUS WEB TECHNOLOGIES

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 19:59

Say that you are tossing in all these free features. You can even invent terms.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 20:34

COMPLEX UNIFORM NOTATIONAL TECHNOLOGY

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 20:34

COMPLEX UNIFORM NOTATIONAL TECHNOLOGY

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 20:37

4D PRINTABLE

ABELSON GOOD

CANCER CURE!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 1:52

DEPENDENCY INJECTION

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 2:36

>>1
Try to say le cloud instead of "the cloud". That'll make you sound like a close relative of Paul Graham from le Y combinator.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 2:40

>>8

dont u mean
HACKER JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 2:43

THE FINAL SOLUTION

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 3:09

>>9
Laughed hard. Celebrate these dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 4:32

vtech inside.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 4:54

Add an EASTER EGG to your application that tells you when does le narwhal bacon. Your customers will probably love it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 5:03

say that a percent of your profits will go towards feeding starving feminist python programmers in Africa

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 5:23

>>13
I don't get it. Explain please.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 5:31

>>15
it's a ``lol so randum xD'' reddit ``meme''

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 6:57

>>8
I actually applied to Y-Combinator with this

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 8:31

>>17
I knew it!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 18:52

Well, the deadline is gone. I could only say cloud to fluff it up ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 19:24

ANII COMPATIBLE

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 19:37

PS/2 COMPATIBLE

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 20:20

Synergize your productivity

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 20:31

WEB 3.0, 6G NETWORK, A PARADIGM SHIFT IN PORTABLE COMPUTING

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