/prog/ - Guess the language!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 12:38

package main

 

import (

        "big"

        "fmt"

        "os"

        "strings"

)

 

func main() {

        if len(os.Args) != 2 {

                fmt.Fprintf(os.Stderr, "Usage: %s <number>\n", os.Args[0])

                os.Exit(1)

        }

 

        number_str := strings.Replace(os.Args[1], " ", "", -1)

 

        number, ok := new(big.Int).SetString(number_str, 0)

        if !ok {

                fmt.Fprintf(os.Stderr, "Failed to convert %q to big integer.\n", number_str)

                os.Exit(1)

        }

 

        os.Stdout.Write(number.Bytes())

}

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 12:41

Go

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 12:52

Google made a programming language?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 12:55

fun factorial n = let

  fun fac (0, acc) = acc

    | fac (n, acc) = fac (n - 1, n*acc)

  in

    if (n < 0) then raise Fail "negative argument"

    else fac (n, 1)

  end



fun reverse xs = let

  fun rev [] acc = acc

    | rev (hd::tl) acc = rev tl (hd::acc)

in

  rev xs []

end

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 13:01

>>4
ML.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 13:11

>>4
HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 13:12

ugly languages everywhere
ugly syntax everywhere

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 13:14

%% qsort:qsort(List)

%% Sort a list of items, similar to quicksort

-module(qsort).

-export([qsort/1]).

 

qsort([]) -> [];

qsort([Pivot|Rest]) ->

    qsort([Front || Front <- Rest, Front < Pivot])

    ++ [Pivot] ++

    qsort([Back || Back <- Rest, Back >= Pivot]).

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 13:19

Nobody here will know this awesome language.

use task::spawn;



fn fac_recur(n: int) -> int {

    if n <= 1 { 1 }

    else { n * fac_recur(n-1) }

}

 

fn fac_iter(n: int) -> int {

    // Variables must be declared with the `mut` keyword in order to be mutable.

    let mut i = 1,

            result = 1;

    while i <= n {

        result *= i;

        i += 1;

    }

    return result;

}



fn main() {

    for 10.times {

        do spawn {

            for [1, 2, 3].each |item| {

                io::println(fmt!("%d", *item));

            }

        }

    }

}

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 13:22

>>8
Erlang

>9
Rust

MOVEDOWN: LDY  #0

          LDX  SIZEH

          BEQ  MD2

 MD1:     LDA  (FROM),Y    ; Move a page at a time.

          STA  (TO),Y

          INY

          BNE  MD1

          INC  FROM+1

          INC  TO+1

          DEX

          BNE  MD1

 MD2:     LDX  SIZEL

          BEQ  MD4

 MD3:     LDA  (FROM),Y    ; Move the remaining bytes

          STA  (TO),Y

          INY

          DEX

          BNE  MD3

 MD4:     RTS

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 13:22

>>8
Erlang

>>9
Rust

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 13:23

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((oh-for-fucks-sake))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 13:23

>>10
some assembly language shit?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 13:24

>>10
That looks disturbingly like 6502 assembler

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 13:32

>>12
clojure

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 13:59

>>11
DubScript

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 14:33

All languages mentioned in this thread so far are complete shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 14:50

>>17
Negativity!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 15:19

GUESS MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 15:33



while(1) { 

  ;

}

Guess the language bitches.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 15:34

>>20
SEPPLES

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 15:35

>>19
Forth?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 15:44

>>20
Object-oriented downs syndrome?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 18:29

>>20
1 as true
C or C++

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 19:09

>>24
everything boils down to a 1, honey... or sometimes a 0.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 19:27

>>25

.. if you know what I mean

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 19:38

>>26
i don't follow

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 19:43

print 'hello, world'

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 19:44

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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 20:46

>>1

what the fuck was Rob Pike thinking with that shitty case

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 23:51

>>29
Perl
is^shit!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-28 1:34

>>30
He was thinking, "I'll troll the morons who are too stupid to read this"

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-28 2:29



function callback (x) {

  return function (y) {

    return function (z) {

      for (i=x; i<y; i++) {

        (function (elegance) {

          document.write("use " + elegance / {} * -function(){});

        })(z);

      }

    }

  }

}

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-28 2:33

>>33
Shalom!

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Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 20:12

>>7
Who are you quoting?

>>9
TERRABLE!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 23:56

**YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE TOP LEL OF COMEDY GOLD** POST THIS IS 3 threads or lose your sides!
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->(x){x[x]}[->(h){->(l,m){l.empty?? m : h[h][l[1..-1], m+((l[0]%3<1||l[0]%5<1)?l[0]:0)]}}][(1..999).to_a,0]

Guess the language!!!

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