/prog/ - Do you have a GF?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 6:30

Do you have a GF?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 6:32

Yeah.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 6:35

>>2
GF = gay friend.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 6:52

/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 6:57

tfw no gf

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 7:05

>>4
why no gf?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 7:10

waifu>gf

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 9:17

>>3
Oh, I have lots of GFs then.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 10:10

I have, but i think i'm gonna be single soon. I work too much :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 10:30

>>9
>having no time for a gay friend
you're such a busy ass!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 11:20

yes, but that's because i suck at programming. i know only a tad of PHP. ;(

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 11:47

>>11
But all my friends who know PHP are gay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 11:54

No... :(

Maybe if I went out more... but I have no friends with whom to do it, and in these parts going out alone is frowned upon.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 12:15

No, but I have plenty of GiFs

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 13:48

>>14
People who frequent le imagereddits typically do. Go back, ``please.''

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 14:22

Im 23 and never had a girlfriend. Virginfag, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 15:48

Yes, I have a GF(2ⁿ).

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 16:19

I have a girlfriend. Maybe I don't belong in /prog/...

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 17:31

I'm 41. My girlfriend is Marisa Kirisame.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 18:52

I have a girlfriend, but I fucking suck at programming.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 19:27

>>20
Typical neurotypical fagshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 19:59

i've got my hands, what more do i need?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 20:15

I don't have a gf.

Trying to find value in life w/o women.
is it working

>>19
fist bampu

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 22:02

>>23
did you mean, ``is it working?''
or, ''[aa]it is working.[aa]``

???

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 22:07

>>5
tfw you are in the mother fucking text boards fucking faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 22:44

I have a gf. I'm working on a huge site migration/PHP4->5/MySQL4->5 upgrade right now and the amount of work necessary to complete this shit keeps me from releasing my sexual energy all over her chest and snuggling with the sticky gf. PHP is such a clusterfuck & I'd rather use FIOC or even Ruby for web dev stuff, but muh skills pay the bills.

I understand the near-monastic level of devotion required to excel at real programming, but you can still have a gf without sacrificing your coding to heteronormative normalfaggotry. Fuck, move to Silicon Valley/San Francisco and tell people you're the next Zuckaturd - money-grubbing Asian bitches will suck the skin off your cock.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 22:55

>>26
PHP
Back to India, please.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 22:56

>>26
What. an. asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 7:07

>>26
PHP can be powerful with proper design patterns, also don't mention PHP on elitist boards like this cus everyone here thinks they're some ub3r l33t low level kernel hax0r above everybody cus they rape the cpu

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 7:32

>>26
That's alright, I'm keeping her wam for you. Don't forget to buy the milk this time, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 8:27

PHP is a terrible dog to waste.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 9:33

>>26,29
Typical fagstorm.

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