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Stranger: 17 m usa
You: why
You: that's a good name
You: 17musa
You: The 17th Musa
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Anonymous2012-10-22 1:44
Leavin' with flare.
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Question to discuss:
Michael Bay is this generations Fritz Lang, just as reality television is the logical extension of the work of Dziga Vertov. Thoughts?
You: give us a name
You: carnnnnn
You: a name a name a name a name
You: *pulls out a pistol*
Stranger: K spongebob until the pistol
You: why's everybody hiding?
You: what's there to be afraid of?
You: ants in the pants?
Stranger: A gun
You: poos in the zoos?
Stranger: You have a gun
You: a gun?
You: why did you teach yourself to fear a gun?
You: it's just an unrelated article
You: a toy, to some
You: a weapon to others
You: all in all
You: not very fascinating
Stranger: Bam i commited suicide
You: really?
You: well, that was a shame
You: that was a big shame
You: =/
You: a gigantic shame
You: or perhaps, even, a colossal shame
You: who's to know in a world like this one?
Stranger: I was recerected
You: oh
You: you were rec-erected, were you?
You: I have a rec-erection once
You: had, rather
You: I'm sorry, my mind is sleeping in these old ages of just over 19 years
You: or slipping
You: whichever you prefer
You: so tell me
You: what's new with you, stranger?
You: ahhh
You: typing away
You: like a woodpecker you are
Stranger: God danm he is not just a gunman he is also a grammar nazi
You: a nazi?
You: you're a kike
Stranger: You are a cunt
You: A cunt you say?
You: how about a punt?
Stranger: Nope just a cunt
You: ouch
You: this is not healthy
You: I'll ask you
You: how many fingers am I holding up?
Stranger: Well 0 you are a cunt you dont have fingers duh
You: you poor man
You: if you are unable to tell how many fingers I am holding up
You: I presume you would be equally unable to tell whether I was a cunt or not
You: I'd say it's most likely that I am not a cun
You: t
Stranger: You were just diagnosed with aids
You: because if I were a cunt, how would you think I'd be typing?
You: with my hands?
You: look at this poop scooper
You: he's no argument for his first accusation
Stranger: Hey stop
You: so he comes up with a second accusation
You: I'll stop you.
You: *inserts a butt plug into your anus*
Stranger: Stop
Stranger: Lol
You: I'll be seeing you.
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22012-10-22 1:48
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Question to discuss:
I think I love my brother. He fucked me really good and I want more, but not from just anyone - only him.
You: lambda lambda arthurless
You: lambda lambda arthurless
Stranger: WTF
You: when you gonna calculus?
You: when you gonna calculus?
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Anonymous2012-10-22 1:53
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Question to discuss:
I just went piss; my pants already have touched my penis; then, my shirt touchedd my pants, and I was holding my shirt with my chin. Should I change?
You: house
You: house
You: where in the hosue is mouse?
You: house
You: house
You: where in the mouse is house?
You: loooooooool
You: *claps*
Stranger: What is op?
You: op er ikke ned.
Stranger: YOU ARE IN DANGER CITIZEN!!!!! GET TO SAFETY!!!!! THE ZOMBIE VIRUS IS HERE!!!!
You: hah
You: this is good
You: his is very good
You: I hear the dogs barking now
You: they are a consequence of this virus's spreading
Stranger: THERE IS A SHELTER DOWN THE ROAD, RUN.
You: we'll all be zombies, friend
You: alll zombies
You: this'll be fun huh?
Stranger: NEVER SURRENDER.
You: what you call a zombie
You: I call a warrior
Stranger: I CALL A STUBBORN CORPSE
You: *whips out my pack of crackers*
You: want a bite?
Stranger: Don't share foodstuffs, not enough known about how it's spread.