/prog/ - Too dumb to program

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 20:55

I can't program, I don't have intelligence or creativity :(.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 20:57

You can always masturbate to Touhous, or ponies, or whatever.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 20:58

Masturbating to Tohous won't make me less of a loser :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 21:00

I don't have intelligence or creativity
You only need to have one of those to program. Not the other.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 21:00

Masturbating to Touhous makes reading SICP easier.

Masturbating to ponies makes you a retard who uses emoticons.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 21:01

>>4
I have neither analysis nor synthesis. Thanks for the info.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 21:03

>>4
BUT WHICH ONE?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 21:04

>>6
Then use prothesis.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 21:05

>>8
this is not neuromancer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 21:10

It's dangerous to code alone, take this.

*

"GRUNNUR"

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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 21:12

neuromancer was such a bad book.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 22:35

I read about half of Neuromancer and got bored. The ideas were cool, but as a novel it was kind of shitty.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 22:51

Neuromancer was grrrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaaaat

Now, Snow Crash, that was retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 23:38

computers don't have intelligence or creativity and just look at what they can do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 23:42

>>14
Name one computer that has ever accomplished anything.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 23:51

>>15
The ENIAC

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 23:52

>>15
I believe there were a few computers involved in relaying your message to my computer screen here so that I could read it and then send this response. That's something I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 0:21

>>1
have you tried symta?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 2:13

>>18
I can't believe I successfully created a meme, and it was by accident.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 2:52

>>19
This might surprise you, but I created that meme.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 3:09

>>20
I don't know about him, but I am !

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 13:13

Don't worry, you've got an exciting career ahead of you as an EXPERT JAVA PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 14:06

>>15

Watson, he read millions of wikipedia pages and can kick your ass at jeopardy

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 14:23

>>23
I bet I could do better. He only got onto Jeopardy! because he's a robot. It's positive discrimination.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 16:29

You don't need either. Programmers today are like scribes in the middle ages. Just monkeywork. One day everyone will be able to do it, and we'll laugh at it as a dedicated profession.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 17:37

>>25
Anyone can print letters on paper. Not everyone can be an author and actually produce those letters to form a quality piece of literature.

I can bounce a basketball. But I can't play in the NBA.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 0:05

>>26
Not everyone can be an author and actually produce those letters to form a quality piece of literature.
It's even easier than programming: create a skeletal structure of your writing/argument, then fill it with researched details.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 6:47

>>26
Notice how I said "scribe" and not author. I guess your failure to distinguish one from each other better points us towards where you stand in the scale of intellectual output - monkeywork

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 7:25

>>28
Scrub another toilet you midget.

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