/prog/ - If languages were drugs

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 5:35

C would be meth
LISP would be LSD
Java would be caffeine

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 5:37

PHP would be bath salt

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 5:42

Perl - MDMA

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 5:45

Python - Ecstasy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 5:45

You got these wrong.
Perl is syntatic meth Javascript is LSD And Objective-C is caffeine C is Clay LISP is Vitamin water Java is just hydrogen cyanide.

Name: 5 2012-10-21 5:48

Syntactic meth

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 6:10

Malbolge - peyote

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 6:44

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C/C++ would be fermented shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 6:47

Scheme would be mescaline
C would be ethanol or caffeine, depending on the time of day.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 7:52

Calculating the rate at which /prog/ is getting worse and extrapolating backwards, at the time this board started it must have been the most amazing thing in the world.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 8:04

>>10
Thanks for bumping, ``tard carnival.''

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 8:38

PHP is weed.

It seems like a great thing at first, but it slowly fucks with your life until you have to make a choice to either grow the fuck up or be stuck on the couch dicking around.

Oddly enough, I can only code coherently in PHP while stoned.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 9:30

javascript would be soma

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 12:23

>>13
[code]s/soma/krokodil[/soma]

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 14:18

C - coke
Java/C# - heroin
C++ is a speedball - coke and heroin
COBOL - benzos / SSRIs
Visual Basic - glue
Javascript - alcohol
PHP - jenkum
Python - weed

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 20:05

Haskell would be tobacco.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 21:16

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PHP - jenkum
I'm crying tears of laughter.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 23:41

Lisp is gypsum weed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 23:54

C would be methamphSEGMENTATION FAULT (Core dumped)

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 0:23

have you tried symta?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 1:14

>>20
Symta: Not even once!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 1:17

INTERCAL would be my dubs!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 1:17

>>21
dude... you should totally try symta, that's some nasty shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 1:59

>>19
Why don't people like segfaults? They're actually wonderful. Your wrote bad code and this is the mechanism that alerts you to the problem. The core information that is dumped tells you all sorts of useful things. It certainly beats using a "safe" language that doesn't support pointers (which therefore cannot segfault).

If that's your idea of safety, then you should cut off your dick because as long as you have it, you're in danger of catching STDs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 16:42

Lisp is definitely DMT, cunts.

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