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Defecation

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-19 14:12

As I sat upon my throne of porcelain, striking my fingers quickly against the worn keys of my Dell Inspiron, a few plops were heard beneath the bowl above which rests my aggrieved anus. As the defecation grew louder, my senses became more and more disturbed. Soon I strained so heavily that I could barely hold the laptop and it tumbled to the ground with a clatter. As the feces erupted from my bowels I began to lose consciousness. When I came to I was astonished to see that the bowl was full of excrement of all textures and consistencies. I realized soon that flushing will only cause the feces to escape onto my tiled floor. I reach for the plunger and place it into the bowl, pushing in and pulling out so many times I have lost count. With a final pull of the plunger the feces slowly swirls around and around to a watery grave. A few pieces flood back into the bowl, unwilling to move on. As I reach for the handle I feel the rumbling in my bowels once again, as if to say:
We are feces.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-19 16:00

it's shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-19 16:28

as a black hacker, i feel offended by this post.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-19 19:29

>>3
CSIII

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-19 19:37

>>3
is this the birth of a new epic meme?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-19 20:19

>>5
No.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-19 21:23

>>3
Sure, you're offended, but are you Abelson offended?

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