Degree thread

Quick survey:

Was just browsing a "draw a picture of your life" thread on /b/ and was surprised to see a lot of dropouts and very few Bachelor's holders.

What academic degrees has /prog/ accumulated?
List anything above high school.

B.A. Math, Stanford
Ph.D. CS, Carnegie-Mellon

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My company hired a math Ph.D.
was paid $20/hr for an entry level php job
couldn't even write php or use linux at all
was fired within a month