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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 1:24

I do product management. User guru, platform geek, constructive propagandist, agilista, funnel hacker and analytics junkie. I also WoW, Ruby and tweet.

Why do you hate women guys?

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PS. Follow me @shanley XD

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 17:07

>>80
No. Lisp is le /prog/ meme.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 17:09

>>81
i've read le skip

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 17:15

>>80
How can a franchise be a meme?
/mlp/?

Now back to the imageboards, ``please''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 17:21

>>83
I don't like ponies, fagshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 17:25

Leah

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 17:26

>>84
Who said you liked ponies, fagshit? I was giving an example of a franchise that's a meme. But you read a little bit too much into that, didn't you? Maybe there's something there you haven't come to terms with.

Back to the imageboards, ponyboy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 17:33

>>80
Battletoads? Memes are general ideas, not just catchphrses or images.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 17:34

>>86
Not >>86, but you're not one of those armchair Internet psychologists, right?

Name: Armchair Internet Psychologist 2012-10-15 17:40

>>88
Here we see >>86 talking to himself. He has become so enveloped by trolling that he even gets trolled by one of his own personalities. He is what Sigmund Schlomo Freud described as a ``self-hating post-troll''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 18:44

Schlomo
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 18:51

>>86,87
Maybe I have the wrong concept of meme then. I misunderstood what you were trying to say with the pony thing.

But I don't go on the imageboards and I'm pretty sure /prog/ has been into weeaboo stuff for a good while (at least 4 years).

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 19:04

>>59
>>61
>>64
>>65
>>67
Shalom, yids.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 19:44

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 20:07

>>92
Ahmed, Ahmed. I'm going to name my bar (that's Hebrew for son) after you.

Keep unoptimizing quotes, I love it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 21:53

haha holy shit i thought OPs post was a joke until i saw her blog

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 23:45

>>3
I wonder if anyone on /prog/ is so hardcore.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 0:58

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 12:22

>>25
Lisp dialect in Brainfuck
https://code.google.com/p/zozotez/

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 12:39

>>98
Pfft, that's nothing.  I made a Lisp machine in Wireworld when I was 12.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 12:43

>>1
funnel hacker
Is that related to the carpal funnel syndrome?

Name: VIPPER 2012-10-16 13:09

>>100
Its carpal tunnel. you faggot.
Perhaps funnel is supposed to be some obscure word for anus.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 13:10

>>101
That was a joke, captain Autism.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 13:14

>>19
Why are these people so in love with this hysteric and histrionic rhetoric?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 13:26

>>103
A combination of medium to high social skills, and very low emotional and mathematical intelligence.  It's about the same as the ,,ban privacy/cryptography/general-purpose-computers/etc because THINK OF THE CHILDREN'' crowd, only with a different rhetoric.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 13:27

>>104
what is wrong with banning crypto? it is used by pedophiles and other criminals. at the very least the government should be given escrow keys.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 13:34

>>104
what is wrong with banning kitchen knives? they are used by pedophiles and other criminals. at the very least the government should be given remote kitchen knife deactivation devices.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 13:41

>>105
Leaving aside that crypto is just mathematics and banning mathematics is senseless, let's look at the issue from a practical point of view.  Oh and forget about key escrow because it's fundamentally flawed (Google is your friend).

Suppose crypto is legal, and inaccessible to the general public (the current situation). Then:
- expert criminals use it, since they have the money/power to coerce geeks into teaching them how to
- the criminally insane (e.g. paedophiles) use it, since they don't want to get caught
- sheeple don't use it, because it's inaccessible
- government uses it for internal communications
- secret services can't really find any criminals or sick fucks by digital means (because they use crypto, and because they have "better" things to do such as sparking wars abroad and maintaining dictatorships in African countries oh look they're supporting child abuse...), so they spy on the sheeple instead, hoping to justify cancellation of privacy (as well as their massive budgets) by cornering a few low-level criminals or sick fucks; the cancellation of the right to privacy is done for the purpose of detecting annoying activists and getting rid of them; since they are part of the sheeple, most of them don't know how to use crypto so they can't defend themselves -- chilling effect on potential activists
- law enforcement uses classical means of investigation, sometimes given helpful hints by techies

Suppose crypto is legal, and so accessible that an untrained monkey could use it. Then:
- expert criminals use it, since it's accessible
- the criminally insane use it, since they don't want to get caught (no change here!)
- sheeple use it (and protect their right to privacy), because it's accessible
- government uses it for internal communications (no change there!)
- secret services can't really find any criminals or sick fucks by digital means (no change here!), except now they can't really spy on sheeple either; best-case scenario, major budget cuts when people realize they're not really doing anything useful, or good for that matter; activists can't be detected and eliminated because they use crypto so they are empowered vis-a-vis the secret services; activism flourishes; activists organize and encourage cowardly sheeple to report criminals and sick fucks without fear of retribution or stalking laws issues
- law enforcement uses classical means of investigation, sometimes given helpful hints by techies (no change there since the criminals and sick fucks are using crypto anyway); extra hints given by "not technically legal" activist sources in order to get warrants

Suppose crypto is outlawed. Then:
- expert criminals use it (in conjunction with undetectable steganography), since they have the money/power to coerce geeks into teaching them how to
- the criminally insane use it (in conjunction with undetectable steganography), since they don't want to get caught
- sheeple don't use it, because oh no it's illegal; most activists are afraid to use cryptography so they don't
- government makes an exception for itself and uses it for internal communications (citing "national security issues")
- secret services can't really find any criminals or sick fucks (no change here!, see reasons above), but they can spy on everyone else and make lists of people that get in their way or know too much; illegal operations flourish since activists can be effectively detected and silenced
- law enforcement uses mass surveillance, with no hints from (disgruntled) techies; mass surveillance is ineffective since criminals and sick fucks don't really care about the law and use (undetectable) crypto anyway, but hey now we have a database of what every law-abiding citizen does, better not let that fall into the wrong hands hmm

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 13:43

>>107
you know, a few EFF links would have been enough...

Name: VIPPER 2012-10-16 13:51

>>102
Im sorry to inform you that your joke sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 13:53

>>109
*I'm

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 13:53

>>105
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BPCS-Steganography

You'd have to ban uncompressed audio/video too.  Heh.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 13:58

>>107,111
I relish the sight of you being trolled.

Name: 107 2012-10-16 15:32

>>112
I fucking hate being trolled.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 17:37

>>108
No, it wouldn't have.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 18:41

I want to shit in her mouth.

Name: 107 2012-10-16 20:54

>>114
Must I take that you are >>105 and that I have enlightened you on the subject of the right to cryptography?  If yes, I am happy to have done so.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 21:12

>>116
No, I am not, I already knew about the reality of cryptography, but >>105 still doesn't.

Name: FFP 2012-10-16 21:34

i am very much in favour of key escrow, or even banning crypto completely.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 21:41

>>118
Cryptography is the transposition of the right to privacy into the digital world, and privacy is important because http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1315415275/49 .

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 21:48

>>118
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